(Heo’s home in Arizona, 3pm, The Gang is hanging at his place after not having the money to head home.)
(They’re all sitting on the couch bored except Heo who is on the edge of his seat watching TV.)
Heo: GOLAAAAAAZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! OLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MESSI CAME THROUGH GUYS!
Rocker: HEO SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
Heo: Okay. .-. *sits down*.....................GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rocker I see how it is, IT’S TIME MOTHERFUCKER!
(Rocker tries to get his belt as TD and Fiz tackle him.)
Chwiis: Shut up mates, I’m trying to find out what Rimie had for breakfast this morning!
Dark: I would ask you why would you care about what he does, but I’m too Max Goof to ask shit like that.
Alex: If I were him I’d probably have a nice plate of toast.
Chwiis: Nah, Rimie is too much of a fuq boi to eat toast, he probably had a bowl of Captain Crunch. Man, I wish there was a way more me to just run all the way to where he lives
Boograssi: Because that isn’t creepy.
Chwiis: I just want to confront him fgt.
Heo: Guys chill, enough cursing in this house. I know how to calm everybody down……….CHURROS AND TAMALES ESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TD: Oh god…….
GODuncan: That could make for a great RP snack, you know like the RP you’re supposed to be at! >.>
RJ: *types on GO’s wall* “Ooooh, well you see, I’m at the movies and can’t make it, sorry.”
GODuncan: I’m watching you type it….
RJ: Eh weren’t you dead last week? Just goes to show how little I care about your wiki.
GODuncan: Just goes to show how gay you are.
RJ: Just goes to show you got blocked by Chip on your own wiki twice.
GODuncan: Well at least I’m not a gay homo like you LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLOOLOL
RJ: I’M NOT GAY GOD DAMN IT
(A phone rings as RJ pulls it out of his pocket.)
RJ: Let me get this call right quick, It’s my friends from the Gay Boys of Facebook Club.
GO: HA, GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
GO: Yeah, GO ANSWER THAT CALL SO YOU CAN SUK ON DOGGY DIK RJ MONROE
RJ: BITCH PLEASE!
(RJ bitch slaps GO so hard he flies right into Heo who was walking out of the kitchen with Churros and Tamales, causing them to fall to the floor and leave a mess.)
Heo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THAT WAS HALF OUR WELFARE CHECK! Now I have to go back to standing at Home Depot…..
Rocky: You should be more worried about that stain.
??: I can fix that.
(Consuela- er, Heo’s mother comes out with a rag and mop in both her hands.)
Fiz: Are you going to forget about the stain by helping a fellow cholo out and buying some of that smokey smokey?
Heo’s Mom: No, no, me only enjoy Tequila.
(Heo’s mom cleans up the stain almost instantaneously.)
Heo’s Mom: You go make more tamales, I go to store and buy lemon pledge.
(Heo’s mom goes to leave the house and on the way out she runs into Rocker. The two exchange glances before he moves out of the way and allows her to leave the place.)
Heo: Thanks mom!
Rocky: Pfft, puss.
(Heo heads back to the kitchen and finds a cannister of churros.)
Heo: ERGGGGGGGGGG, IT WON’T OPEN!
Toast: All right, Kame…..hame…..
Chwiis: Let me try, look at this!
(Chwiis rolls up his sleeves to flex.)
Chwiis: RIMIE DON’T WANT NONE OF THIS SHIT! B)
Fiz: Yeah, he has a girlfriend
Chwiis:.......I really need to get some of Fiz pot.
(Chwiis tries to open the cannister but has the same luck as Heo.)
Chwiis: It’s a no go.
Dark: Let me do this.
(Dark grabs the can and looks around.)
Dark: Nah, I’m too Max Goof-
(Toast nails Dark and knocks him clean out, grabbing the can before it falls to the floor.)
Toast: So, who wants to try next?
(Fiz grabs the can but immediately throws it.)
Fiz: THAT’S NOT A CAN, THAT WAS RYAN! HE WAS TRYING TO EAT ME
Rocky: Are you guys serious?
(Rocky tries to open the can himself but soon starts banging it against the wall.)
Rocky: Shit, opening this is harder than sitting through Redmption Island andRocky 5 and Rocky 6 back to back!
Boograssi: Gosh darn it, quit being ridiculous kiddies!
Boograssi: I mean, damn it, quit being such bitches.
(Boograssi goes to grab the can and falls to the floor and soon as he twists.)
Boograssi: MUH BACK!
(Garret tries to grab him by the legs.)
Boograssi: I’m not knocked out yet!
(Boograssi grabs a newspaper and smashes it against the head of Garret.)
Boograssi: Now shoo, shoo!
(Garret is scared off and runs away.)
Boograssi: Thank god- HEY!
(Zee tries to catch him but surprised but holds his down in shame and walks off, having been caught.)
Chwiis: You guys don’t want to see the rest of this.
(Chwiis grabs the camera and moves it back to The Gang.)
GODuncan: THIS OPENS NOW!
TD: Guys this isn’t going to work, maybe I should kick it.
GODuncan: YOU STFU, I GOT THIS!
Zoey: I can help-
Rocky: NOBODY LIKES YOU!
Zoey: Okay…… *walks off*
Toast: Nice ass.
RJ: My anaconda don’t want none.
GODuncan: I’M ABOUT TO OPEN IT!
(GODuncan’s face starts to turn red.)
Rocky: Come on GO, imagine that you’re in the bedroom with Ally and this is the only thing stopping you from getting some!
GODuncan: In that case I don’t want to open it.
Rocky: Oh. Um, Heather than.
GODuncan: ERGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *pants*
Rocker: You people, I swear.
(Rocker walks up and grabs the can, opening it with ease.)
Rocky: WHAT THE HELL!?
Rocker: Are you surprised Jan?
GODuncan: I obviously made it easier for him, he just had to finish my work.
Rocker: No dumbass, unlike you guys I know the way.
Heo: What way?
Rocker: Your mom’s way.
Rocker: What? It’s literally your mom’s way.
Rocky: The way of Keanu Reeves?
Heo: That’s how she cleaned that stain so fast!
Toast: I’m pretty sure it was because she’s Mexican.
RJ: You should like tell us how to do it.
Heo: Show us the way!
Rocker: Fuck no.
Heo: Why would you teach my mom but not us >.>
Rocker: Because she makes some kickass tamales.
Heo: Damn right, fair enough.
Dark: That’s not fair enough at all!
Fiz: Come on Rocker don’t be a ham.
Rocker: Just for that you’re a ham Fiz.
Rocky: Nah, not sharing powers with your friends is pretty hammy.
Everyone: HAMMY! HAMMY! HAMMY! HAMMY!
Rocker: Piss off!
Everyone: HAMMY! HAMMY! HAMMY!
Rocker: I swear to god!
Everyone: HAPPY HAM! HAPPY HAM! HAPPY HAM! HAPPY HAM!
Rocker: That’s it, I’m reporting you to immigration!
Heo: We already did that plot, Ham (troll)
Rocker: I know what I’ll do.
RJ: Tell us the way?
Rocker: Walk off.
(Rocker walks away into his room.)
Rocky: We’re going to get him to tell us no matter what….
(Boograssi walks back, crying.)
Boograssi: Where were you guys!? I was hurt and there was Dean and he grabbed me and……….he got me Ice Cream but didn’t order sprinkles!
RJ: That sick bastard.
Heo: So...did you save the Ice Cream?
Heo: Than forget your problem, let’s go back to scheming.
(Rocker is seen sitting in a room reading facts on The Big Brother wiki.)
Rocker: Janelle won how many HOH’s!? Damn, I better go change my profile pic!
(Rocker goes to Google Images and finds the perfect picture of her.)
Rocker: Yes! Wait…
(Rocker looks closer at the picture and there seems to be writing on it.)
Rocker: “Share the way of Keanu”!? I’M NOT FALLING FOR IT BITCHES!
(The Gang walks into the room, defeated.)
TD: Can we just have it?
RJ: Come oooonnnn
RJ: Come ooooooooooonnnnnn.
RJ: Come oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn.
RJ: COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Fiz: Let’s leave guys ; RJ’s got this.
RJ: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
(Rocker goes to make a sandwich.)
RJ: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rocker’s in the shower singing.)
Rocker: BIG BOOTY BITCHES, BIG BOOTY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RJ: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
(Rocker’s taking a piss when RJ walks up next to him.)
RJ: COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Rocker: YOU KNOW WHAT!? FINE! NOW TAKE YOUR RAGGEDY ASS, DUMPY ASS, RAVI FROM STATE FARM ASS, PUNK ASS, UGLY ASS, BITCH ASS, GAY BOYS OF FACEBOOK ASS, RJ MONROE ASS, CHIP LOVING ASS, ASS, OUT OF THE BATHROOM!
(RJ walks out of the bathroom, excited.)
RJ: I did it guys!
(The toilet flushes and Rocker comes out.)
RJ: Go wash your hands.
Rocker: Shut up.
(Rocker heads to the bathroom and washes his hands, he talks through the door.)
Rocker: Your teaching begins tomorrow morning hoes.
Fiz: Nice. Told you guys RJ was going to come through.
GODuncan: Not the first time RJ has come through for you, huh Fiz? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!
(Fiz rolls his eyes.)
===== Morning Time. =======
(The Gang is sitting at a table eating Breakfast.)
Heo: Tacos for breakfast? Gracias mom!
Chwiis: Man, this sucks. Stupid ass Eastern Standard time, I tried going to McDonalds for breakfast and those yanks were already closing the store.
Dark: You should have took me with you, I’m too Max Goof to get turned away.
Boograssi: Anyways, where the heck is Rocker, he was supposed to start the training half an hour ago.
Rocker: I’m right behind you.
Boograssi: AH! How did you get there?
Rocker: Because I willed it to happen. Now follow me you Happy Ham Bitches.
====The Gang are now on a field, the area filled with trees and obstacles scattered all across the ground.===
Rocker: You see those trees? I want you to jump from each and every single one of them.
Rocky: How do you expect us to do that, we’re not Steve Blackman or some shit.
Boograssi: Yeah! I already have back problems, I don’t feel like making it worse!
Rocker: The training can’t begin until you guys do this.
TD: So….who’s going first?
Dark: All I know is It won’t be me, I’m too Max Goof for this shit, I got a date with some fine ass Roxanne’s!
Fiz: I say Heo does it, if he gets hurt he could always smoke the weed that he didn’t pay for >.>
Dark: True, besides, he’s got HeObama Care.
Heo: But I can’t!
Rocky: Why not, you damn commy?
Heo: Because, you guys need to learn to rely on your own abilities! You can do it, you just have to...BOLIEVE!
Heo: Hey! I don’t see you ever doing anything, YOU GO!
Toast: Forget that, I still need a senzu bean after that Kaoi Ken, Chwiis’ aussie ass can do it.
Chwiis: Aye mate, if anyone is doing this it can be RJ!
RJ: Me!? I can’t do this!
Zoey: You know, I could always help….
Everyone: FUCK OFF!!
“I’ll do it.”
(GODuncan smirks as everyone laughs.)
GO: STFU NOW AND WATCH A MASTER AT WORK.
(GO spits in his hands and rubs it together. He bends his knees to lunge up onto the tree but is stopped.)
Heo: Before you do this…
(Heo pulls out a contract.)
Heo: This contract states that if you were to die me and Grass get OTDRP.
GO: Would I get mod?
Boograssi: HELL NAH.
Heo: Grass!...No, but we’d love to own your wiki, it would be great to have on our archives.
GO: No thanks.
(GO jumps onto the tree and climbs it, getting on the tallest branch.)
GO: SEE, THIS IS EASY!
(GO jumps off the branch and lands on the tree opposite to it.)
GO: Come on guys, join me- AHHHHHHH
(The branch snaps as GODuncan lands on the ground, cracking his neck.)
Rocky: Oh my god, you killed GO!
Chwiis: You…..lucky bastard! I was going to do it this time.
(Rocker grabs GO’s leg and manages to toss him so far up into the sky he reaches space and floats directly into the sun, burning it and disposing of the body.)
Rocker: RIP faggot. NEXT!
Toast: Not a chance man
Fiz: I don’t know, that throw was far out dude. Eh, #YOLOSwag
(Fiz climbs up the tree and surprisingly manages to jump from each one.)
Rocker: Fiz willed himself to do it.
Dark: Didn’t GO will himself to do it to?
Rocker: Yeah, but he’s shit when it comes to this type of stuff.
Dark: Fair enough.
Rocker: Now, let this training truly begin.
“Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances.”
(Dark and Toast are racing in the woods with Rocker but are out classed as he finishes in 20 seconds.)
“Went the distance now I’m back on my feet, just a man and his will to survive!”
(The gang are being shown clips of Sky and take notes.)
“So many times it happens too fast. You trade your passion for glory. Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past. You must fight just to keep them alive.”
(The Gang are doing backflips over mountains, failing each time but still trying.)
“It's the eye of the tiger, It's the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge of our rival!”
(Boograssi, Rocky, Fiz and RJ are jumping from tree to tree with Rocker, getting closer to him than ever before.)
“And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night.And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger!”
(TD starts doing push ups, at first only doing 50, but within a week it turns into 500 in two minutes.)
“It's the eye of the tiger It's the thrill of the fight! Rising up to the challenge of our rival. And the last known survivor, stalks his prey in the night. And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger.”
(Heo and Chwiis walk into a cave and mercilessly kill bears with their bare hands. They leave laughing and high five each other with the blood all over their palms.)
Heo: Good job man!
Chwiis: You too, pal!
(Chwiis stops following Heo, looks around and runs into the cave to grab the two carcasses.)
Chwiis: Time to clear some more space on my wall!
(Toast and Dark are seen jumping up and down in happiness at the end of the finish line, having beat Rocker himself, meanwhile Fiz does a fifty flip, 360, corkscrew backflip over the mountain all while making a sandwich.)
“The eye of the tiger…..”
Rocker: You guys did great! I’ve never felt so proud, you know what, you’ve earned this….
(Rocker grabs a box and starts handing out black trench coats and shades to everyone.)
Rocker: You guys have mastered the way of Keanu Reeves, now get out there!
Chwiis: I know what I’m doing with this.
TD: So do I!
(The Gang fly off to their respective goals.)
Rocker: Damn it I said I wasn’t going to cry…..
(We cut to a busy city. Traffic is packed, the streets are filled with citizens trying to get to work, and stores are hectic with demanding customers.)
Owner: Ugh this is too much, I’ll get to you all in a minute!
Car Driver: *beeps* Hurry up! Oh, you wanna flip me off huh you little bitch!
(The driver gets out of his car to reveal himself as Solar.)
Solar: FITE ME!
Business Man: Another day of work, god I don’t want to go, if only there was some way I could get a break.
“I CAN FIX THAT!”
Man: What’s that?
Person #1: It’s a bird!
Person #2: It’s a plane!
Person #3: It’s….
Toast: TOAST MAN! FIGHTING MINOR ANNOYANCES WITH CRISP, TOASTY JUSTICE!
(Toast sneezes as pieces of Toast shoot out and land into the hands of the civilians as they happily eat it!)
(The people in the store soon get into an orderly fashion.)
Owner: All right, here are your orders everyone!
(The driver takes a bit of toast and gets back into his car.)
Driver: You know what, I guess I can wait a bit…
(The Business Man gets a phone call from his boss.)
Business Man: Yes, Mr Oka? I GOT THE DAY OFF!? Really!?
Everyone in Town: THANK YOU TOAST MAN.
Toast: No problem, TOAST MAN AWAY!!!!!!!!!
(Toast flies off as we see Fiz in the White House with none other than Barrack Obama.)
Obama: I don’t know why or how you got into The White House, but I like your style, keep talking.
Fiz: You see Obama, it’s 2000 and Fourteen-
(Rocky flies by the window)
Rocky: TWENTY FOURTEEN!
Fiz: -And I feel in order to grow as a society we need to modernize ourselves.
Obama: And how would we do that?
Fiz: By legalizing weed! B)
(As this goes on Chwiis is running at over 9000 miles per hour as he reaches Rimi’s city in 3 seconds flat, He stops and notices a billboard.)
Chwiis: “Hometown hero Richard Michael Egan, makes Hollywood film debut as director” Oh dear god….
(Chwiis gets to stepping and heads into the town.)
(Rocky is seen in his house, at the front of his computer. He looks different, his shirt sleeves have been destroyed as his now Hulk like arms pop out.)
Rocky: Ok, Rocky...it’s time.
(Rocky types in a URL as moaning sounds can be heard.)
Rocky: AWWWWW, YEAH.
(Rocky puts on some lotion and gets out some tissues just before the scene ends.)
(6 hours have passed since Obama created the weed law and in that time everybody has already began to smoke, allowing for RJ to use his newfound powers to take over the city. It seems he has already began to work on his kingdom.)
RJ: BOW DOWN TO YOUR KING!
(RJ starts whipping civilians as they stop their work on making Selena Gomez CDs and get on a knee)
Person: TAKE IT EASY MAN! These groovy CDs are meant for fun, not torture! You need to get in on the Sticky Icky Act Obeezy just made. *smokes dat good shit*
RJ: How about you get to work!
(The people go back to assembling as a strange figure comes by.)
Dark: This. Ends. Here.
(Dark has fur all over his body, a red sweater and sunglasses. It’s finally happened: he has become Max Goof. Well, a Max Goof that packs heat.)
Dark: I’M TOO MAX GOOF FOR PEOPLE NOT TO KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM!
(Dark fires at RJ as RJ begins dodging faster than the speed of light. It looks like this battle is going to take a while.)
“Maybe this wasn’t a very good idea.”
(Boograssi and Heo have been following the action this whole time, flying over areas and observing.)
Boograssi: But hey, I managed to get a new season of Breaking Bad on TV.
Heo: Nice. I made a car appear in front of me, the girls are just going to be coming in flocks. I mean, I still don’t have a license so my mom will have to drive me but I GOT A CAR.
Boograssi: You’re right though, look at what’s happening to us, we’ve got to stop this.
Heo: How are we going to do that exactly?
Boograssi: I’m sure Rocker knows how to stop this.
(The two fly back to Heo’s house where Rocker is sitting on the couch watching American Horror Story.)
(Chwiis is at the world premiere of Rimi’s latest film, hiding in the audience. Rimi gets out of his limo with a big smile on his face, walking down the red carpet as the camera’s of the paparazzi flash while they take pictures.)
Rimi: Thank you, thank you, I’m very happy to have all of you here for the grand premiere! The movie begins in an hour so excuse me while I head to the back!
(Rimi walks into the building and heads backstage with his guards.)
Chwiis: Not on my watch…
(Chwiis walks through the audience and attacks a security guard.)
(Chwiis puts the guards clothes on himself and follows Rimi and his entourage.)
Rimi: I think I can get a quick RP in with my Girlfriend before this starts. Last night it was just me and her as Duncan and Heather, man was that some fun, if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink ;)
Guard: Good to know boss, good to know……
Rimi: This movie is going to blow everyone’s minds, sweep it, pick it up, put it all back together and then blow their minds again, it’s just that freaking good!
Guard: I’m sure it’s one heck of a movie.
Rimi: It’s probably my best work since “Dumb”.
Chwiis: That’s not really saying much.
Rimi: What did you just say?
Chwiis: I said your movies and your writing skills are crap.
Rimi: HOW DARE YOU! YOU’RE FIRED, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Rimi: No!? You don’t have any choice.
Chwiis: I’m pretty sure I do.
Rimi: Really? Restrain him and get him out of the building!
Chwiis: Woah now! Don’t want to do anything you’ll regret, do you?
Rimi: What are you talking about!
(Chwiis removes his guard clothes and face mask to reveal himself.)
Chwiis: That’s my name.
(Chwiis knocks out the two guards but when he goes to attack Rimi he gets cheap shotted.)
Rimi: You aren’t getting in the way of my movie!
Chwiis: What is the name of your little movie anyway?
Rimi: Well if you weren’t living under a rock you’d know the name of my movie is…..
(TD is at the world premiere looking at the big screen. The words “Anna Belle” appear and the movie begins as he tries to get into it to no avail.)
TD: Well this is shit.
(Heo and Boograssi are recounting what’s going on to Rocker.)
Rocker: Fine, I’ll reverse it *snaps fingers* Depending where they are they’ll lose their powers at different times.
(Consuela Oliva comes out with a plate of burritos as the three begin to eat dinner.)
(Rocky is in the middle of doing some very non PG things when suddenly his arm shrinks back to normal.)
Rocky: CARPAL TUNNEL, DAMN IT!
(RJ and Dark soon lose their powers right in the middle of their epic battle.)
(The two charge each other and engage in a slap fight, mean while Toast loses his powers while flying and lands right on top of them.)
People: TOAST MAN SAVED THE DAY AGAIN EVERYONE! TOASTMAN! TOASTMAN TOASTMAN!
(The towns people pick up toast and walk away with him to give him a heroes welcome.)
Fiz: This is great! Now that it’s illegal again the whole country’s going to be looking for weed, FIZ IS BACK IN BUSINESS BAYBEH!
(Chwiis is back in the room with Rimi, about to whoop his ass. Rimi is cornered with no where to go.)
Chwiis: It’s over…
Rimi: NO, NO, PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!
Chwiis: You wasted a year of my life on your shitty wiki with your sock puppets….
Rimi: THEY WEREN’T SOCKS!
Chwiis: You’re just going to lie until you die aren’t you?
(Mr Duncan and Assyrian burst through the door.)
Chwiis: Wait, you guys are real!?
Duncan: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BROTHER!?
Rimi: He was about to kill me!
Chwiis: I was just going to kick his ass, not like you can stop me anyway……
(Chwiis tries to do a hand blast but his powers wear off.)
(The three do a gang beatdown on that ass.)
(The Gang are sitting in the living room, reflecting on what had happened.)
Rocky: I guess we aren’t meant to know the ways of Keanu Reeves.
Toast: Same, those townspeople gave me so much buttered toast I never want to see a piece of toast again….
Toast: Nah. CONSUELA GET ME SOME TOAST!
Consuela: No...no..I sell toaster for crack.
Fiz: Hey, I had to double my profits.
RJ: Anyway, Rocker how did you undo everything?
Rocker: I’ve mastered the way of Keanu Reeves so well there’s nothing I can’t do.
Dark: So you can pull anything you want out of your ass?
Rocky: Why didnt you do it when Chip tied us up?
Rocker: Plot convenience.
Heo: Anyway, where’s Chwiis?
(Chwiis is seen locked up in jail.)
Chwiis: Am I getting bailed out?
Cop: I called where you live, some Mexican guy answered and said they weren’t paying more than two dollars, something about an Ice Cream budget.
Chwiis: Man, this sucks.
(Suddenly a 6’8 Terry Crews looking motherfucker walks up from behind Chwiis.)
(Chwiis turns around to see his cell mate.)
Tyrone: Shom lom doobily.