''TDRPW: Wrestlemania Pre-Show ‘14 (April 5th, 2014 Edition)
(The preshow opens with Degrassi partying with the fans backstage when the music suddenly turns off.)
???: Excuse me, excuse me.
Degrassi: Come to crash the party huh?
Heo: No,no, just hear to help spread my message
(Two women pass out HeObama bobble heads but the party goers trash them immediately)
Degrassi: Message? More like brainwash. People aren't buying into your crap anymore.
Heo: It does not matter if they buy into me or not my vision is going to bring this place into a global empire, your just going to trash it, face it your out of your league
Degrassi: Just get out.
Heo: Fine, fine.....
(Heo begins taking a part a bobble head slowly)
Heo: You know it's rude to kick people out of parties, especially opponents, what happened to good sportsmanship.
(Heo takes off the body of the figure as the camera reveals a small bull-peen hammer that he's hiding behind his back)
Heo: I should teach you some respect!
(Heo charges at Grass as the party goers yell. Grass falls to the floor in shock but it proves to be a fake out as Heo walks off with a smirk on his face.)
Random Party Goer: Grass, are you alright?
Degrassi: Hehehe, I'm more than alright, boy can I not wait to get my 24 inch pythons wrapped around the throat of that nasty politician!
(WM's theme plays over the PA system as a montage is shown. The cameras turn on as they point at the thousands upon thousands of fans filing into the arena, excitedly anticipating Wrestlemania.)
Hijo Williams: Hijo here, along with Devon Duncans, welcoming you to TDRPW Wrestlemania '14! Boy, do we have a big show planned tonight!
Devon: Yeah I know, I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it Hijo! We have matches like JRO vs TeamDark in a perfect example of the new generation of wrestling!
Hijo: Yeah, not only that but we have Rocker going one on one with Chunkychipackers in a no holds barred grudge match! Let's not also forget the big hell in a cell match we have going as well as our main event for the world title!
Devon: Yeah we have the leader of the Shiz World Order, "The Man On A Mission" DegrassiFTW27 vs Heonzo! There is a lot on the line already with the world title on the line as well as leadership of TDRPW but not only that, if Heo loses Grass' first move as sole owner will be that he must join the SWO!
Hijo: It doesn't get any bigger than that! But before we start off the show of shows we have some huge interviews to give you guys as well as an exclusive tag match, here on our pre show!
Devon: Aww yes, I can't wait, let's head to the back and get this show on the road!
(The camera cuts to the a blank screen with big dazzling words that say In Depth: In Dean's Van! It then cuts to around the arena as a giant van with tons of colorful grafitti decorating it. The back doors open as Dean hops out.)
Dean: Hello there wrestling fans, it is most definitely a great night to tune in for the biggest wrestling and rp extravaganza. Right here we have a couple fans here waiting to get into the building and sit down and watch this truly awe inspiring spectacle! Lets get to our first fan, hey, what's your name?
Nick: My name is Nick, are you Batista?
Dean: *pushes him aside* Sorry, packed schedule, lets get to our next fan! Hey kid, mind coming in my van?
(The boy's mother sprays Dean in the eyes with pepper spray as the dad beats him in the face.)
Father: You sick freak!
Dean: I just wanted an interview! Ugh...get the camera away for a moment, we'll be right back...
(The camera pans yet again to the arena which is even more filled up now and stays that way for a few minutes before it shows a strange scene at the ramp. )
(I'm A Barbie Girl and Here To Show The World play at the same time to form a strange mix of music as a man in a pink wig with bright red Kanye shades walks down with a microphone.)
Garret: Hello and welcome to The Stage, hosted by the one and only "Drama King", me, Garret! My guest tonight is a man who on the main show tonight will be announced as the first ever hall of fame inductee. Was I not supposed to announce that? OMG SPOILER ALERT!
(The fans boo as Garret acts shocked.)
Garret: Why are you booing me? I haven't done a thing! Don't do that it's totes rude and uncalled for, I am a great host! But whateves let's get Meta out here!
(Meta walks out as the crowd erupts in cheers.)
Garret: Hello there, Meta boy.
(Garret rubs on Meta's chest for a moment before pushing him into his chair and gently laying a microphone on his chest.)
Garret: How are you doing?
Garret: That's great! So, how's it like being the first ever inductee into the TDRPW Hall of Fame?
Meta: Well it was a big suprise and I didn't really know what to say but the moment Heo gave me that Hall of Fame ring-
(Garret grabs Meta's hand and looks at the ring.)
Garret: That looks awesome, especially for something that was gotten from a gumball machine!
Meta: Well it wasn't but even if it was it's the thought that counts.
Garret: More like the 25 cents that count but I digress this must be a really big night for you, I mean this is probably the closest thing you'll ever have to an actual accomplishment.
(The crowd "ohhhhh" in usion.)
Garret: Me being the giving person that I am have decided to throw you a nice little bash!
(A parade of people come carrying good and balloons as Garret obnoxiously blows a party favor in Meta's face. )
Garret: Look, I have photos of your first rp, balloons in your favorite color and look I even got a scooby doo cake!
Meta: That's Garfield....
Garret: Eh, same thing, it's better than Scooby Doo anyway....
Meta: You shut your mouth.....
Garret: Excuse me?
Meta: *grits teeth* Nothing.....
( A man walks down the ramp and grabs a microphone, Meta smiles and the camera zooms in to reveal that it's Gary the Gadget Man)
Gary: Hey Meta, just came out here to congratulate you on the HOF induction and also get you out of here. Garret, since you're so giving I think it's about time the people give back. My gift to you is something that you're full of!
(Meta jumps out of the way as a brown substance falls down all over Garret and his party crew.)
Meta: Ahhh, good times, good times.......
(Meta's theme plays as he and Gary happily walk off while an overweight member of the crew vomits all over Garret's suit)
Garret: Oh come on- oh god it got in my mouth! It's everywhe-
(Garret vomits under the table as the screen goes back to Dean who is backstage with Chip.)
Dean: Well that was certainly a very crazy occurence, but moving on to a more serious subject, Chip, big night for you tonight as you go one on one with Rockerboyalien4 in a match that has been months in the making. Earlier today I actually managed to get a comment from Rocker, let's check this out.
(The footage starts as Rocker is seen in his locker room, lacing up his boots and staring at the camera.)
Rocker: Listen Bran-bitch you have been a thorn in my side for far too long. I've had no problem with you but you've kept on starting stuff and starting stuff!
Rocker: You've decided to make things personal and tonight you’re going to be dropped faster than one of your fan fics!
(The camera cuts back to Chip who is seen laughing.)
Chip: Pffft, so cute, does he really think im scared of him? Listen you're a ungrateful brat, after everything I've done for you you decide to challenge me!? If it wasn't for me starting the original revolution you and none of these stupid fans would be here!
Chip: I brought you to this dance and I'm going to take you out! You're just a naive peon who's out of his league!
Chip: This isn't some BGC shit, there isn't going to be any security when I beat your ass, no, no, no, you're learning your lesson and you're learning it the hard way! Tonight you find out why it sucks to suck!
(Chip walks off as the camera focuses entirely on Dean.)
Dean: Strong words there by Chip, we apologize for his vulgar language but we still have a lot of interviews to get to. Lets roll the footage of the last few interviews!
* The camera makes yet another transition, this time to a shaking GODuncan and BatmanTDI whose hair is gelled up, he's carrying a bundle of roses and he has a very suave smile on his face . Dean tries to talk but Batman takes the mic from him *
Batman: Today me and GO are facing Fiz and ToasterSnifferBread aka Alex in a dictionarry on a pool match. Personally I barly need it but still, hay at least I get on WrestlerMana!
GO: *shakes* WE RP NOW!?
Batman: No-no-no, not until we win the match up
GO: WE CRUSH THEM AND DO RP!
Batman: Yes! We crush them and you get to RP as much as you want! I want to dedicate this win to my bland, blonde, babe, Bridgette! After the match I'll take you anywhere you want, girl! McDonalds, Starbucks, my mother's house, you name it! Im so excited, let's not even wait for the match, I'll get to you right now, Bridgette daddy is coming!
(Bat runs off as GO follows and mutters to himself. The camera cuts to the next interview as Heo is seen doing push ups.)
Heo: Tonight I have everything to lose, this is my company and I can't afford to walk away from it! You're going to be glad that I made sure everybody got HeObama Care because when I'm done with you you're going to need it!
(Degrassi is the next man to be seen as he is partying with many of his followers.)
Degrassi: I don't really have much to say about this jabroni other than this is going to be a walk in the park!
Degrassi: I've been carrying you ever since I met you and tonight I'm through with it, nobody wants to see your corny, uninteresting, generic, wannabe politician self on their tv set or running this company any more! Your going to sink just like the titanic and be crushed like the parasite that you are! I saw what you had to say and god damn you should just stick to what my Grassamaniacs do and eat your vitamins and say their prayers or better yet just get laid because I'm done hearing you talk!
Degrassi: Tonight there will be no more talking, just fist flying and at the end of the day the loser is going to be the jabroni in the Dolph Ziggler shirt. What'cha gonna do when Grassamania runs wild on your basement dwelling ass!
(Grass goes back to partying as the camera cuts to another superstar and this time It's none other than Fiz.)
Fiz: Hey guys I just want to say if you need help relaxing I got the goods and the green, come to my house now and get yourself some! Come on do it fast, please buy some, it's premium quality!
(Dean grabs the mic from Fiz as he gets chased off by security. Rocky then on the screen with a very stern look on his face.)
Rocky: RJ, I've been hearing you say your stupid crap since september but it all ends when you get a face full of steel! No more crapp-
(Rocky looks at a nearby TV and sees RJ in his locker room.)
Rocky: The hell....*runs to his locker room*
(RJ has a baseball bat and is going to town on Rocky's Rocky Balboa movies.)
RJ: Rocky, no need to get violent!
Rocky: No need? Man when I get my hands on you.....
Hijo: Look, RJ just swung his bat and ran away!
Rocky: *is holding the shattered discs* I'm going to get your punk ass boy!
(Rocky holds a DVD that RJ left behind, he turns it to the front of the box and finds out that it's.....)
Rocky: Survivor Redemption Island? Get the FUCK outta here! *tosses the tape* You little bitch.....
(The camera cuts back to the arena as Ally is in the ring.)
Ally: The following pre-show contest is a tag team dictionary on a pole match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first is the team of GODuncan and BatmanTDI, H2B2, Happy Ham Bestie Bunch!
Devon: Our preshow announcer Ally is looking great as always
Hijo: Yeah, but moving on to the duo making their way to the ring-
Devon: GOD DAMN SHE'S FINE!
Hijo: Devon calm yourself! We have a great tag team match here with four up and coming stars now give them the respect they deserve and keep it in your pants.
Devon: Alright, alright, here comes the Bestie Bunch walking down the aisle, hey look Batman is throwing his shirt to the crowd, what a giving guy!
Hijo: Yeah, and the fans are throwing it back at him, nobody wants that sleazeball's shirt!
Devon: You talk about me being disrespectful, now that was disrespectful!
Hijo: Oh please! They don't like him and their voicing their opinion!
Devon: Well i'll voice my opinion on Ally's hot a-
Ally: And making their way to the ring, their opponents, "Mr 4/20" Fiz and T! S! B!
Hijo: TSB and Fiz are wasting no time as they are taking it to the Bestie Bunch!
Devon: TSB just grabbed Bat's roses and smashed them against Bat's head!
Hijo: Fiz definitely getting his licks in as well on very suprised GODuncan! Fiz irish whips GO at the same time TSB tosses Bat and the two end up colliding into each other!
Bat: *in pain* GO, no rp!
Devon: Hehe I think a switch just turned on GO, smart move by Bat, he's dangling the carrot and threatning to take it away!
Hijo : Agreed, although he has the grammar of a kindergartener on crack, Bat is supremely intelligent! GO is obsessed with RPs, it's one of the only good things he has going, he is also very insane and Bat is taking advantage of that fact by preying on his naivity, GO could very well be the key to Bat's success!
Devon: Of course! Just look at GO beating down on those two guys, he kicks Fiz right in the gut and powerbombs him into the corner then follows up with a running forearm to the face! TSB tries to help but gets punched right in the nose! Hahaha, this is great!
Hijo: Great for you that is, not so great for Mr 4/20 and the unique one! Now look at Bat egotistically prancing around the ring! He needs to get back into the corner, he damn well knows he didn't lift a finger! Bat is now doing some hip thrusts and gyrations and points at the camera before he hits a elbow drop on TSB!
Devon: Hey, I think he might have said "For you Bridge!"
Hijo: Right now the Bestie Bunch is in control as Bat has TSB in a headlock and GO is brawling with Fiz on the outside! Fiz is running as fast as he can around the ring and GO is following! These guys are almost doing laps on the ring but it seems GO is getting a bit tired!
Devon: Here he is right at our announce table! Well I was going to drink that gatorade but sure GO just take a sip without asking.....
Hijo: Well that Gatorade is going to waste anyway because Fiz just superkicked him right in the jaw and the fans as well as our table are being treated to a shower!
Hijo: Meanwhile in the ring TSB has regained control as he hits a hurricanarana! Bat regains his composure and goes for a clothesline but TSB ducks and hits a german suplex! He hits another! Going for the hat trick here- but Bat just grabbed a fork from his pocket and stabbed TSB in the face! How violent and how dirty can this scumbag get!?
Devon: Talk about putting a fork in him, he's done!
Hijo: Real funny! Bat rakes at the back of TSB as he shrieks in pain! Bat now licks his hand and slaps the chest of TSB as hard as he can!
Devon: Hey what are you doing to GO you clown!?
Hijo: Fiz just DDT'd GO on the concrete and crawled in the ring to help his partner! He just did a double leg takedown and is smacking the taste right out of Bat's mouth!
Devon: Bat is crawling away which is smart, take a breather, get your momentum back and then get back to the ring and kick the crap out of those guys!
Hijo: Yeah right! Look at him running away- the hell is he doing!? He is literally going back to the drawing board, he just rolled a whiteboard out and called GO over to the side! They are huddling up and discussing their game plan but look TSB and Fiz run and jump over the ropes right onto Bat and GO!
Devon: I think they over shot it though, they hit GO and Bat but their heads also rammed into that board!
Hijo: GO is trying to roll into the ring and he is climbing the turnbuckle and grabbing at that pole, he wants that dictionary and god knows all four men need it! GO's finger tips are touching that book but TSB runs up and punches him in the family jewels!
Devon: He's hanging from the top rope and now Fiz joins in, he grabs him and jams his knees into GO's back, what a backstabber!
Hijo: But Fiz better look out as here comes Bat from behind! He grabs Fiz and tosses him shoulder first into the ring post! Wait, he's going to pay for that though as TSB slides between his legs, jumps onto Bat's shoulders and spikes him on the head with a reverse hurricanarana!
Devon: Bat is still on his knees though but not for long, TSB runs the ropes and follows up with a dropkick straight to the face!
Hijo: He's still not done yet! Bat is on all fours and TSB finally takes him out with a running knee! Fiz is back up and now they have control again! GO is trying to rejoin the fray but TSB and Fiz kick him in the gut and drop him right on his back yet again with an assisted suplex!
Devon: They're pointing at the pole now much to the delight of the fans, they're going for it! Fiz is climbing up with grubby hands, Bat, Go, stop him!
Hijo: You may just get your wish, Bat with a very powerful low blow to TSB but Fiz is none the wiser, his eyes are dead set on that dictionary! Now here comes Bat as he runs up and he's not even climbing the pole, he just hit a pele kick and Fiz is painfully sliding down!
Devon: That was just amazing!
Hijo: Indeed it was but Fiz still hasn't let go, he's hanging upside down by his legs and is a good nine or ten feet from the ring canvas! Bat is all the way at the top of the canvas, is he going for a superplex!?
Devon: This is more than just a superplex, look at the height that these two guys are at! Oh and of course, TSB the opportunistic vulture that he is sneaks up from behind and has poor Bat in a powerbomb position, it looks like these guys are making a tower of doom!
Hijo: OH MY GOD, TSB POWERBOMB'S BAT, BAT SUPERPLEXES FIZ, AND FIZ' LEGS CRASH DOWN RIGHT ONTO THE HEAD OF GO!
Devon: Just look at the carnage surrounding us! These four are putting it all on the line!
Hijo: Indeed, although Heo tried to humilate theme by putting them in a dictionary on a pole match these guys are putting on one of the best tag team wars I've seen!
Devon: TSB and Bat are back up now, TSB irish whips Bat but Bat reverses and TSB is in the corner! Hey, Bat does a back flip, followed by a handspring, followed by a splash in the corner! How impressive! Now he is on top of TSB, looking to do the ten punches in the corner!
Hijo: Ha, he doesn't even get to the first punch as TSB counters with a atomic drop! Bat is in pain but swings for the fences! Oh no, TSB has him, looking to hit a death valley driver- Holy crap he did some strange variation of the move, Bat just landed neck first right onto TSB's knee!
Devon: No rest for the weary though, here comes GO with the reverse scoop slam! He still has a hold of TSB though, he just slid TSB right out of the ring by his head and tights, how innovative!
Hijo: Innovated but dangerous though, TSB was basically slid out of the ring at super speed and smashed face first into the steel barricade!
Devon: Just look at GO admiring his work!
Hijo: Yeah I bet he is real proud, damn near disfiguring another human being! Fiz trying to get revenge as he charges at GO but it's for not as GO hits a back body drop! Wait, no Fiz lands on his feet and jumps up for an amazing neckbreaker! My lord, the big brute gets up almost immediately afterward and he doesn't look to happy!
Devon: Look at GO wrap his right hand around that losers throat, he's going to end it right here, a chokeslam!
Hijo: But Fiz jumps out of the way and goes for a sleeper hold, the big brute is fading here!
Devon: Well that isn't happening, here comes Bat with a kick to the back and a axe handle for good measure! GO is sizing Fiz up and hits an impressive backbreaker, he keeps the hold and positions Fiz in a way where he is leaning forward, what do these two geniuses have in mind!
Hijo: Bat uses the opening to hit a out right VICIOUS shining wizard! These guys basically have this thing won now. Bat is sliding out the ring, what does he have in mind now!
Devon: He spotted Bridgette in the crowd and now he's showing off his stuff!
Hijo: It looks like the two inch pythons are being flexed today, or should I say twigs!
Devon: Oh shut up, Bat is a stud!
Hijo: Oh whatever! Hold up, we have some news that there is a commotion going on in the back, can we get a camera there?
(The screen splits in two as it shows the match and what appears to be a fight in the back between JRO and TeamDark.)
Hijo: It looks like Dark attacked JRO when he was washing his hands and is now just beating him down in a nearby stall! Look Dark is trying to stuff JRO's head in the toilet, what disrespectful, school yard bully behavior! Thank god JRO is fighting back though and he is just hammering away while trying to high tail it to the door! Dark just follows but he just slippd over some strange thing on the floor, god knows what it was!
(JRO grabs the wet floor sign and just slams it over Dark's head before pulling him out of the bathroom by his hair.)
Devon: There is a lot of craziness going on backstage but let's check out the chaos going on in the ring. GO has Fiz in a gorilla press slam position but TSB is now back in the game and pushes him in the ropes causing him to drop it. Irish whip. Double hiptoss? No, GO keeps his feet firmly on the floor and rams their heads together for a forced meeting of the minds, followed up by an impressive clothesline!
Hijo: Nice showing by GO tonight!
(On the 2nd screen Dark is now beating down on JRO, he grabs his Mario club hat and shoves it in his tights while flaring it around in a beaten down JRO's face.)
Dark: You know, Mario was always crap compared to Sonic!
(JRO tries to fight back but Dark overpowers him and bodyslams him right on the floor before walking away and coming back on a cart.)
Hijo: Oh god Dark, don't do it!
Devon: Dark is about to make a pancake out of JRO, hahaha!
(Dark drives at full speed but stops when he sees a figure in the way.)
Dawn: Stop! Please, find it in your heart, don't move another inch!
Dark.....You're lucky punk....
(Dark drives off as the screen focuses entirely on the match.)
Devon: GO has been knocked down thanks to Fiz and what the hell is he doing?
Hijo: Fiz is pulling something out of his pocket right now, IT'S MR GOODTIMES! The ziplock bag that Fiz usually uses to well, keep his cannabis, but right now he puts the bag on his hand and covers the nose and mouth of GO with it, GO is fading here! What the heck- Alex just uses the kneeling GO as a springboard to the top turnbuckle, he's climbing the pole, he's got the dictionary!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(TSB's theme plays as Bat finally turns around from flirting with Bridgette and sees what has happened as TSB and Fiz roll out of the ring to celebrate.)
Devon: Bat doesn't look to happy and he shouldn't be, GO cost them the match!
Hijo: What!? Bat left his partner hanging to talk with Bridgette and here he is yelling at GO?
GO: Do we RP now?
Bat: No you idiot, I just said that so you would guide us to victory and you still failed! Go back to Canada, that's where all the losers live anyway! *slaps GO*
Devon: Uh oh, I think he is going to regret that...
Hijo: Spear by GO! Bat tries to crawl out of the ring but GO grabs him and clotheslines him so hard that Bat falls out of his shoes! Noow look, he just tossed him into the crowd! The fans caught him and are now beating the snot out of the wannabe cassanova! Beer, fists and even chairs are being rained down on Bat!
Fan: Take this geek! *shoves hamburger into his mouth*
Devon: Oh no, Bat's a vegetarian!
Hijo: Oh who cares!
GO: Who here wants to RP with me!?
(The fans cheer as GO gets out his Ipad and soon other fans join him in rping.)
Hijo: I think we are seeing the worlds largest RP right before our very eyes! Even Bridgette is in the ring playing with GO, much to the chagrin of Bat! What an amazing moment to close the pre-show! We have seen action, excitement, drama and romance and we haven't even gotten to the main show yet, I hope you enjoyed this and get ready to enjoy, Wrestlemania!
(The screen turns black as the preshow draws to a close.)
TDRPW: Wrestlemania Post-Show ‘14 (April 5th, 2014 Edition)
(The screen as it fades to all black, we see a picture of the Spanish Announce table. And right below it appears the following words: “In Memory Of: The Spanish Announce Table (which was destroyed several times throughout the making of this broadcast)
(A clip of the TDRPW logo emerges. It flashes and then fades away.)
(“Street Dreams” by Hollywood Undead plays as a video of TDPRW legends such as Heonzo100x, JRO123, Rocky LXIX, DegrassiFTW27, and Meta.)
(The camera switches to the arena where everyone is cheering heavily and having signs that have TDRPW usernames on.)
Hijo Williams: Welcome to the jam packed, Rockington Arena for this exclusive edition of TDRPW: Wrestlemania ‘14!
Devon Duncan: Man, I’m pumped! Tonight will be a night that will never be forgotten by the fans of the TDRPW. We are sold out! 100, 245 standing tall and ready for this most epic of nights.
Hijo Williams: DD, we have a lot going on tonight! First off, we have our epic Chairman of the Board, Mr. Heonzo100x coming out and welcoming us to the show! And then he will be competing one on one with the “Man With A Mission” DegrassiFTW27! Can’t this night get any better, DD!?
Devon Duncan: No, it can’t Hijo, but you just heard it, our Chairman, Mr. Heonzo100x will be arriving into the building and walking down the ramp to welcome us to one of the most coveted shows in TDRPW history.
Hijo Williams: There he comes now!
(“King of Kings” by Motorhead plays asMr. Heo comes in. He is wearing a luxurious suit and has a bunch of corporates behind him. He does a rotation with his butt and combs his hair back with his hands. He is full of confidence and with a smirk in his face.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome TDRPW’s Chairman of the Board, Heonzo100x!
(The fans are booing and chanting “We Want Grass!” and “HeObama Sucks!”)
Devon Duncan: Look at that smirk on his face, it’s just despicable! He may be the owner of the TDRPW, but he has no respect for anyone and no one respects him.
Hijo Williams: What are you talking about, DD? Mr. Heo is that best thing that has happened to the TDRPW. He made a revolution exactly 5 months ago and it is still making impacts on Role Players everywhere.
Devon Duncan: He did make a revolution Hijo, but you know what he does now? He just kicks and bans others for no reason at all! That’s injustice and I hope that Grass can stop Mr. Heo’s rain of terror!
Hijo Williams: Whatever, DD. When Mr. Heo wins later tonight, I’ll make it aware to him that you doubted him.
(Heo enters the ring with a swagger-like walk.)
Mr. Heo: Hello all, and welcome to TDRPW Wrestlemania ‘14!
(The crowd begins to cheer.)
Mr. Heo: It is an honor to start off this awesome post-show, I have exciting news to tell you all. The TDRPW has been around for 5 months now and it has been bumpy, but there have been some users who have left a legacy and will never be forgotten. In order to congratulate these users, the TDRPW will host a Hall of Fame show on May 18th! Tonight, we will announce the first member of the class of 2014. He has been such an impact to the TDRPW. He’s the jokester, funny guy, and my best friend…
(Heo gestures to the screen. There is a video package that features Metanuki. There are highlights of him role playing and him raising his hand as the winner of Total Drama Mystery. There are other montages of him helping other users and him doing pranks on others.)
(The crowd begins to cheer and claps.)
Mr. Heo:: I would love to introduce Mr. Jokester, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTAAANUUUUUKKIII!
(“Hall of Fame” by Will-I-Am plays as Meta makes his way into the ring.)
Hijo Williams: Woah! It’s the Legendary Wise One of the TDRPW, Meta!
Devon Duncan: What an ovation for Meta as well; the crowd is going wild!
Meta: Hello, TDRPW!
(The crowd begins to chant “Thank You Meta”)
Meta: I’m honored to be here tonight. I’m here to say a couple of words, if I may, to all of you. It’s a huge privilege to be a part of the TDRPW’s Hall of Fame and I will be there that night to be officially inducted into it. I couldn’t believe it when Heo first told me that I would the First, the FIRST. I honestly believe that I don’t deserve this spot, but you all say otherwise. I may be a simple guy to myself, but you guys think I’m one of the best; a legend to the TDRPW and I...Don’t know what to say… I love you all and I will make tonight worth it-
Mr. Heo: Oh and it will be an honor. We will keep talking, but I have something to show you all-
Meta: Hey, man, you just cut me off.
Mr. Heo: Sorry man, but everyone here knows that I’m the main character of this show. I’m the main character in every show. From Total Drama Walking Dead to Total Drama Bare Bones, I have always been the guy. Nobody in this company can be the guy because they’re all B+ players. Meta, you were close, but you were never an A or A+ player, you were a solid B.
(The crowd begins to boo heavily.)
Meta: Look, man, you’ve changed. We used to be close friends and then you let this power control you. I didn’t want to say this to you in public, but Grass is going to kick your ass tonight and win the TDRPW championship and your job!
Hijo Williams: WHAT?!
(The crowd begins to cheer “Grass! Grass! Grass!”)
Mr. Heo: Meta, Meta, Meta, Meta. I wish you luck because you’re about to get-
(Mr. Heo slaps Meta face first and Meta falls into the ground.)
Devon Duncan: WHAT A SLAP FROM MR. HEO! WHY IS HE DOING THIS?!
Hijo Williams: He’s teaching that joke RESPECT. R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Devon Duncan: He can’t do this- AND MR. HEO IS GESTURING FOR SOMETHING!
Mr. Heo: SECURITY, SECURITY, CUFF THIS MAN!
Devon Duncan: The Security Guards are cuffing Meta! NO! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING. H-HEO..DON’T DO IT! HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR AND HE HITS META WITH THE CHAIR! AND ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT! META IS BLEEDING, MR. HEO, STOP, PLEASE STOP!
(“Imortal” by Dave Oliver plays and Grass begins to run down the ramp, but is stopped by the security guards.)
Devon Duncan: MR. HEO CONTINUES TO BEAT META. HE’S SLAPPING HIM AND KICKING HIM IN THE FACE. NO WAY! GRASS IS BEATING UP THE GUARDS, BUT THEY’RE FIGHTING BACK! GRASS HAS A STEEL CHAIR AND ISN’T AFRAID TO USE IT. Mr. Heo is looking and doesn’t seem to care. A security guard gives him a bag and it’s a SLEDGE HAMMER! NO! MR. HEO HITS META WITH THE HAMMER. GRASS HAS BEATEN ALL THE GUARDS AND IS ENTERING THE RING. HEO RUNS AWAY AS GRASS IS CHECKING UP ON META. WHAT A COWARD!
Hijo Williams: He’s not a coward! He gave Meta what he deserved; YOU NEVER DISS THE BOSS.
Mr. Heo: G-G-Grass! Now you know what I’m capable of! I’m a sick man and I know that, but that will be happening to you. I AM THE ONLY A+ PLAYER IN THIS COMPANY and I promise you that I will bury you tonight. I have tweaked up the match just a bit. It will be Mr. Heo vs Grass in a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH. See ya later, and you can suck all on my HeObama Care!
Grass: Bring it on because I will take you down and your HeObama Care! We will all finally live without your Troy BS and I will never have to see those Ziggler tights and shirts EVER AGAIN. Now can you handle that, MR. HOE.
Hijo Williams: Did you just hear that?! Mr. HEO VS GRASS IN A LAST MAN STANDING MATCH! The night has been epic so far, and it just got better!
Devon Duncan: I’m disgusted with you, Hijo. Mr. Heo just beat the living hell out of a future Hall of Famer! The medics are checking up on him and now carting him backstage. He is just trying to find a cheap way out of this match, but Grass seems like he has this in his control. Talking about action, this next match will be full of action! It will be JRO123 vs Teamdarkfan4!
(“Immortal” by Dave Oliver plays as the screen switches to the commentators.)
Hijo Williams: After months and months of bickering, JRO and Teamdarkfan4 finally fight it out in the ring. Two mods, two inspirations, but only one will rise victorious.
Devon Duncan: Mayhem will break out, next on the FIRST EVER EDITION OF TDRPW Wrestlemania!
(A TDWD commercial comes out with the current events and what the future may hold for the characters. Scott is shown with a gun, Benny and DJ are beaten down, and Gwen and Hazel are suffering. The commerical ends)
(“Street Dreams” by Hollywood Undead plays as fans are cheering in the Rockington Arena.)
Devon Duncan: Welcome back to TDRPW’s Wrestlemania ‘14! We’re sold out with 100, 000+ fans and the night has only begun!
Hijo Williams: Mr. Heo taught the new Hall of Famer, Meta earlier tonight!
Devon Duncan: What Hijo was talking about when Mr. Heo went to new extremes; look at this clip.
(A clip is shown of Mr. Heo beating Meta with a steel chair. Grass then comes and Mr. Heo runs out.
Mr. Heo: G-G-Grass! Now you know what I’m capable of! I’m a sick man and I know that, but that will be happening to you. I AM THE ONLY A+ PLAYER IN THIS COMPANY and I promise you that I will bury you tonight. I have tweaked up the match just a bit. It will be Mr. Heo vs Grass in a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH. See ya later, and you can suck all on my HeObama Care!
Grass: Bring it on because I will take you down and your HeObama Care! We will all finally live without your Troy BS and I will never have to see those Ziggler tights and shirts EVER AGAIN. Now can you handle that, MR. HOE. )
Hijo: Man am I hyped for our opening conte-
(TeamDark is seen almost flying out of the entrance way and rolling down the ramp as JRO is in hot pursuit.)
Devon: It looks like they aren't even going to wait for the match to start! Dark is crawling around at ringside as JRO beats down on him with fists. JRO grabs a chair and is about to knock out Dark!
Hijo: But look, he's staring at a very scared Dawn, does he have the heart too? He does but Dark counters and uses the ring bell to help slam that chair back into JRO's face before rolling him into the ring!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Hijo: The match has officially started but already JRO has a bloody nose! Irish whip by Dark as he charges and takes him down with a forearm to the face! He follows up with a knee to the back of the head and begins punching him as fast as he can!
Devon: The ref pulls him away but Dark manages to get a punt kick in! JRO is already in a bad way as he tries to get up and Dark gives him no breathing room with a pump handle slam! Now he is laying into him with those elbows, this is vicious!
Hijo: JRO can't even get out of the gate here! Belly to back suplex by Dark, the young gun is trying to get some offense in but another painful move by Dark, what a clothesline!
Devon: Dark picks up JRO and knocks him back down with a punch, and another, and another, uppercut, forearm, hand strike right to the throat and JRO is just on his hands and knees!
Hijo: Dark runs the ropes and hits a back senton! He follows up with a foot stomp and grabs him by the hair toward the corner Dawn is in!
Dark: Look at him Dawn, look at him!
Hijo: Walks away and heads to the corner while Dawn tries to talk to JRO, full speed ahead, splash in the corner- wait no, a fireball by JRO! What the heck!?
Devon: Hey look at what's in Dawn's hand, a copy of Mortal Kombat and JRO's tights look very similar to a game controller and console...oh my god is the disc in his tights?
Hijo: JRO must think he's Liu Kang! He does a karate pose and lays in with the chops to Dark!
Devon: JRO with a kick to Dark and oh my god, he jumps in the air and bicycle kicks Dark repeatedly, how amazing!
Hijo: JRO charges but Dark counters with a boot to the face which stops JRO's momentum! Dark is angry now, he grabs JRO by the arm.....
Dark: GET OVER HERE!
Hijo: And he belly to belly suplexes JRO into the corner as hard as he can! Dark goes for a superplex but hey, JRO flips over, lands on the middle turnbuckle and does a german suplex!
Devon: JRO kips up and is ready to fight but a crouching Dark gets him with a low blow! JRO is in pain and Dark puts him on his shoulders for an F5 which sends JRO rolling out of the ring!
Hijo: Dark is on the apron here and jumps off for an elbow and both men are in pain! Dark drags JRO off near the steel steps and backs away slowly before running and heading for a crossbody, trying to sandwich JRO, but JRO moves out of the way!
Devon: The ref is counting meanwhile JRO uses the opportunity to hit a flapjack on the apron, but wait Dark grabbed something from underneath the tarp when he fell.
Hijo: He just hit JRO in the face with brass knux! He rolls in the ring and rolls back out to break the count and oh my god.....he's taking the mat off the floor, he's exposing the concrete....PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Devon: JRO is motionless and Dawn is almost in tears, Dark comes over to here and look, he planted a wet one on her!
Hijo: How despicable! Now Dark is turning around- JRO just tackled Dark and is beating him down! Dark is trying to run but JRO jumps off the steps and hits a tornado ddt! What the heck is up with JRO, just a moment ago he was lifeless!
Devon: Look what's in his tight's, it's Superman! JRO has Dark up and throws him into the ring! JRO springboards and hits a awesome moonsault! He's not done though as he locks in the Anaconda Vice!
Hijo: Dark is panicking here, he has no where to go, he's shaking, he's trying to get to the ropes!
Devon: Dark looks like he is going to tap, he does!
Hijo: Wait, what's going on, JRO is frozen?
Devon: I think Dark might have inadvertenly paused JRO! He has him right where he wants here! He's got him in a kimora lock and is just destroying that arm!
Hijo: The ref is trying to stop the match but Dark let's go of the hold and stomps on the elbow of JRO! He picks him up and is just beating him down!
Devon: He's just kicking away at the midsection and I think JRO is just done!
Hijo: Dark with plenty of kicks, a kick to the head, a kick to the stomach, a kick to the side...uh oh....I think he just hit a button he shouldn't have!
Devon: Dark runs the ropes yet again and is met with a scoop slam! Super JRO is back in action here and he's opening up a can of whoop ass! He waits for Dark to get up but Dark dodges as soon as JRO charges and oh my god his neck is tied up between the ropes he's being choked out!
Hijo: Dawn is trying to beg him off but he kisses her and pushes her away again! Dawn is shocked, she's running away!
Devon: Yeah she's heading to Dark's locker room I bet, she's probably waiting for him when he wins!
Hijo: Shut up! Look at Dark, kick to the temple! JRO is unconcious, the ref is stopping this.....
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Hijo: Dark is still beating down on JRO, this is getting painful to watch.......
Devon: Hey look Dawn is back, maybe she can't wait to get it on with him!
Hijo: No, she's back with Mega Man, mega man is cleaning house! He unties JRO and oh my god, they hug!
(Dawn tries to join in but JRO pushes her away as JRO awkwardly embraces and the camera cuts away)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, our next contest, is the 8-Man Celebrity Armageddon Tag Team Match, and it is scheduled for one fall! Now in this match, there will be no disqualifications, no countouts, and very minimal involvement from the referee!
Drew: Well JP, are you ready for some tag team action?
JP: I sure am, are you ready for some CELEBRITY action?
Drew: Oh definitely! This match is gonna be fun.
("Never Say Never" starts playing throughout the stadium ,as the crowd starts boo'ing. We then see Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Seth Rogen, and Tom Cruise make their way to the ring)
Announcer: Making their way to the ring, the team of: JUSTIN BIEBER, KANYE WEST, SETH ROGEN, AND TOOOMM CRUISE!!!!
Drew: And here comes the not-so fan favorites in this bout. As they enter the ring and for some reason expect the crowd to cheer for them, when indeed they are receiving the exact opposite reaction they were expecting. This whole rivalry started about a month ago when Seth Rogen claimed that HE was the greatest comedian in Hollywood today, and made the fans suffer with his terrible and unfunny jokes. That's when the very controversial Adam Sandler came out and had something to say, Rogen then responded by bashing Adam in the head with the microphone, and started beating him, up until Jerry Seinfeld ran out to the ring to help out his fellow Jew. Then the next week when comedy legend Bill Cosby was backstage about to get ready hosting Monday Night Roleplays, Tom Cruise attacked him from behind using a large textbook titled "Scientology Rules" most likely written by Cruise himself. Then later that week on Friday Night Chatdown, Kanye West and Justin Bieber just finished perforing a LIVE concert, when Kanye then proclaimed that he was the real God and that everyone should bow down to him, that's when Morgan Freeman came out and had something to say about that. And so for the past couple weeks the two teams have been playing jokes and knocking each other down on multiple interviews, such as Adam Sandler claiming he slept with Kanye's mother, Tom Cruise trying to hypnotize Morgan Freeman into Scientology, Seth Rogen sabotaging the breaks to Jerry Seinfeld's vehicle, which got Jerry into an accident and could've nearly KILLED HIM! And not to mention that to this day, Bill Cosby still claims that he swears Justin Bieber is a chick!
JP: Yeah well now is the time we get to see these two teams settle it, once and for all.
("We Will Rock You" by Queen starts playing through the stadium as Sandler, Freeman, Cosby, and Seinfeld start making their way to the ring)
Announcer: And introducing their opponents: The team of: ADAM SANDLER, BILL COSBY, JERRY SEINFELD, AND MORRGAAN FREEEEEEEMMAAN!!!!!!!!
Drew: And here comes the fan favorites, as they run to the ring, not gonna waste any time, and now all eight men are going at it! Exchanging blows! And the bell rings, and the match is officially under way!
(DING! DING! DING)
Drew: And here we go! All eight men still going at it! Fist-to-head, fist-to-head! Before finally the ring starts to clear out, as Adam throws Bieber out the ring! And Morgan Freeman does the same to Kanye! And Jerry and Bil throw Seth Rogen at Tom Cruise, who is hanging against the ropes, causing both of them to fly out the ring! And now Team Sandler, gets the upper hand early on in the match, as they taunt the members of Team Rogen, who are all outside the ring still, and not in a hurry to get back in the ring soon. But as Kanye and Cruise are dicussing a game plan, Sandler and Seinfeld go running toward their direction, and jump OVER the ropes, and GO FLYING OUT THE RING, LANDING ON CRUISE AND KANYE!
JP: It seems Team Sandler isn't playing fair as they are not even giving Team Rogen a chance to cooperate, how typical!
Drew: And now Bieber goes towards a steel chair, as he picks it up and folds it, ready to bash some heads it seems, but as he turns around, Bill Cosby runs toward him and PUNCHES THE CHAIR, WHICH CAUSES IT TO GO SMASH RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JUSTIN BIEBER, SENDING HIM TO THE GROUND WHILE HOLDING HIS NOSE!
And now Freeman exits the ring as he goes up to Seth, and gives him a CHOP right on the chest! Making a loud smacking noise, as the crowd goes "WOOOOO!" And Morgan chops Seth again!
And another chop!
Drew: But Morgan's chopping reign comes to an end, as Tom Cruise comes out of left field, and jumps off the ring apron and delivers a DOUBLE AXE HANDLE TO FREEMAN, IT CONNECTS!
Now Bill Cosby is in trouble, as Kanye West irish whips him to the ring post! Now Adam Sandler gets irish whipped into the steel steps by Bieber! But Jerry Seinfeld still fighting, as he delivers a wheel kick to Bieber! But Rogen comes running toward Seinfeld, but Seinfeld reverses and does a single-hook takedown to Rogen, landing him right on top of Bieber! And now Morgan Freeman recovers, as Cruise attempts to clothesline him, but Freeman ducks! And grabs Cruise from behind and places him into a pumphandle position, as he delivers a PUMPHANDLE SLAM, RIGHT ONTO THE ENTRANCE RAMP! AND THE IMPACT OF CRUISE'S SPINE ONTO THAT METAL CAN NOT FEEL GOOD!
JP: Gee, ya think?
Drew: Oh lighten up, will ya!
JP: Nope. I am who I am. So you need to "hashtag Deal With It!"
Drew: Okay then, BOO-Tista!
JP: What did you just call me!?
Drew: Oh, nothing..... And Kanye continues to beat down Bill Cosby, as he grabs one of the moniters from the Announce table that our colleagues DD and Hijo Williams sit at.
JP: Haha! Sucks for those two losers!
Drew: And Kanye charges at Bill, who is slowly getting back to his feet, but just as he turns around, BAM! KANYE NAILS HIM IN THE SKULL WITH THAT MONITER! I can't believe Kanye would show no class like that by beating up an old man!
JP: Well this is no disqualifications, so everything is legal. Besides, Cosby deserved what was coming to him.
Drew: How could you possibly say that, JP? Bill didn't even get himself into this mess, up until Tom Cruise attacked him for no reason weeks ago.
JP: Typical Drew, always having an excuse for everything, huh?
Drew: But here comes Seinfeld to the rescue, as he dropkicks Kanye from behind, sending him over the barricade, and into the crowd! And Morgan Freeman now throws Seth Rogen into the ring, but just as he enters the ring with him, Rogen retaliates by turning around and SOCKING FREEMAN RIGHT IN THE JAW WITH A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES ON! Now Rogen starts taunting an unconcious Freeman. But wait, turn around Seth! Turn around! Seth turns around, but Sandler jumps off the top turnbuckle and connects a DIVING CLOTHESLINE!
JP: Where the Hell did Sandler come from!?
Drew: I don't know! But now he has Rogen right where he wants him, as Rogen quickly gets up, but just as he's about to punch Adam with those brass knuckles, Sandler KICKS ROGEN RIGHT IN THE BALLS! NOW AS SETH IS HALFWAY BENT DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, SANDLER RUNS TOWARD THE ROPES, BOUNCES OFF, AND RUNS BACK TOWARDS ROGEN, AND CONNECTS THE SCISSORS KICK! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD, AS SANDLER IS ABOUT TO DO WHAT I THINK ALL OF US BELIEVES HE IS ABOUT TO DO: YES! HE DID! ADAM SANDLER JUST DID THE SPIN-A-ROONI RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! OR SHOULD I SAY, THE JEW-A-ROONI!
JP: But wait! I think Adam's celebration is about to come to an end, as I think I see Bieber coming into the ring. And oof! Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Adam Sandler! Knocking him down!
Drew: But here comes Jerry Seinfeld with a sledgehammer! As he nails Justin Bieber RIGHT IN THE GUT WITH IT! NOW HE GETS BIEBER ON THE GROUND AS HE STARTS CHOKING HIM WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!
JP: Ok, now that's just inhumane. Not even Justin Bieber deserves THAT kind of punishment!
Drew: And now Kanye enters the ring and is about to attack Seinfeld, but WAIT! COSBY COMES IN AND STOPS KANYE! AS HE STARTS DELIVERING BLOWS TO THE HEAD! AND NOW COSBY GRABS KANYE BY THE NECK! WHAT IS HE GONNA DO HERE!? AND COSBY LIFTS KANYE WEST UP, AND DELIVERS A CHOKESLAM! BY GAWD! I NEVER THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD EVER SAY THIS, BUT BILL COSBY JUST CHOKESLAMMED KANYE WEST!
Drew: And here comes Tom Cruise, back in the ring, as he gets out his large Scientology textbook and swings it at Cosby, but Cosby ducks out the way, and just as Cruise turns around, here is Morgan Freeman, who as HE SLAPS TOM CRUISE RIGHT IN THE KISSER WITH THE BACK OF HIS HAND! THE HAND OF GOD!
And now all four member of Team Sandler drag all four members of Team Rogen right in to the center of the ring, as they do a little dance, and they are not gonna do what I think they are, are they? They are! Adam Sandler locks in the Figure 4-Leglock onto Seth Rogen! Bill Cosby locks in a Figure 4-Leglock of his own, onto Justin Bieber! And now Morgan Freeman locks in the Figure 4-Leglock onto Tom Cruise! And now Seinfeld locks in the Figure 4-Leglock onto Kanye West! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! ALL FOUR MEMBERS OF TEAM SANDLER HAVE FIGURE 4-LEGLOCKS LOCKED IN ON ALL FOUR MEMBERS OF TEAM ROGEN! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! IT'S A QUADRUPLE FIGURE FOUR!
JP: I can't believe what we're witnessing here! This is a once in a lifetime moment right here!
Drew: And now BIEBER TAPS! AND SO IS ROGEN! AND THEN KANYE! AND NOW CRUISE! ALL FOUR MEMBERS OF TEAM ROGEN HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT AT THE SAME TIME! AS THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
("We Will Rock You" by Queen starts playing as the crowd goes wild)
Announcer: Here are your winners: The team of: Adam Sandler, Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld, and Morgan Freeman!!!
Drew: What a contest!
JP: You're not kidding! That match had everything there is to WrestleMania: Celebrities, hardcore action, rivalries ending, and an EPIC finish to top it all off!
(The camera then shows JP and Drew Callaway sitting at the announce table with headsets on)
Drew: Hello everyone! And what an honor it is to be here at TDRPW WrestleMania, and things are only starting to kick off as 100,000 plus fans here in attendance are having a blast from the great action tonight, and we will only continue to get more exciting action as time goes on!
JP: That's right, Drew! This jampacked stadium is certainly getting their money's worth here tonight! And we have the best seats in the house!
Drew: You got that right, JP. And speaking of money's worth, up next is BY FAR the most anticipated match of the night, for me atleast, and that is our hardcore action! I can't wait! And let's go back to our announcer at ringside!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a HARDCORE MATCH!!! Now, in this match, there are no disqualifications, no countouts, and falls count anywhere!
(The "Trollololol" Song by Edward Khil plays through the stadium, as a loud wave of boo's immediately respond, as ChunkyChipackers walks down the entrance ramp, taunting the crowd while wearing sneakers, sweatpants, and a black, sleeveless shirt that says in bold white letters "The REAL Master of "Dis Dick!" with a trollface right below. Chunk enters the ring while continuously taunting everyone in the crowd)
JP: Haha! Look at this, Drew! I mean ain't it brilliant? That shirt, I love it! It really captures true greatness if you ask me.
Drew: Oh please! Just the sight of this guy makes me sick to my stomach, and that shirt is absolutlely disgraceful, it just shows Chip has no class at all!
JP: What do you mean? I think Chip is great! He's a great writer AND professional troll! I think people like Rocker just need to get a good sense of humor to be able to understand Chip's joke and trolling. We need more guys like him around here, ya'know.
Drew: Sure. Whatever you say. *rolls eyes*
(The "Big Booty Bitches" song plays as the crowd cheers and gives an immediate standing ovation. As Rockerboyalien4 comes out to the stage area at the beginning of the entrance ramp, as he pulls out an office chair in front of him)
Drew: And here comes the man who has long set vengeance for himself against Chip these past few months, and, wait, wait a minute here, what's he doing with that office chair!?
JP: I don't know, but knowing him I don't like it.
Drew: It seems here that he's taunting Chip to come over to him and make the first move. And Chip isn't gonna play any games, as this extremely personal bout is on it's wayy and Chip exits the ring and marches toward Rocker, as he makes the first move by swinging at Rocker. But Rocker moves out the way, and- Oof! Rocker just nailed Chip in the side of the head with a pair of brass knuckles!
JP: I knew it was all a set up! Rocker is using cheap tactics in order to get the win! Unbelievable!
Drew: And Rocker now grabs an unconcious Chip, and sits him on the office chair. No no no! He's not gonna do what I think he's gonna do, is he!? Uh oh! He is! Rocker pushes the office chair Chip is sitting in, as it causes the chair to go rolling down the entrance ramp at a very fast speed, as it causes Chip to collide, FACE FIRST INTO RING APRON! And Chip may have already lost the match right there!
JP: Yeah, no thanks to that no good cheater, Rocker.
Drew: Oh would you stop being so damn biased? It's getting really annoying!
JP: I'm not being biased! It's called knowing the difference between right and wrong! And Chip has clearly been the victim of this rivalry since the very beginning.
Drew: *sarcastic* Suurre... And, wait, it seems that the collision has caused Chip to be busted wide open! As blood is seen running down the side of his head! We're not even 30 seconds into this contest, and things are already getting brutal!
JP: Someone get the medics and help this man!
Drew: That's not how it's gonna work, JP. Just because a man bleeds won't mean the match will be over. You have to win by pinfall or submission. And Rocker walks toward an unconcious bloodied Chip, as he starts delivering some mounted punches, spreading the blood all over the place! Rocker then picks Chip up, and throws him into the ring as he grabs some weapons from underneath the ring and joins Chip inside the squared circle!
JP: You gotta be kidding me! This match has already gone too far. Someone stop this right now!
Drew: And Rocker grabs Chip and puts him up against the turnbuckle, as he puts his legs behind the ropes, what's he doing here!? He;s grabbing a kendo stick and- OH S#!T!!! Rocker just performed his own version of the Shattered Dreams as he used the kendo stick to nail Chip right in his family jewels! And Chip's legacy may have been forever ruined right there! Rocker now picks up a steel chair as he prepares to attack a now helpless Chip, who is lying on the ground, still recovering. But wait! Chip quickly leaps up and claws Rocker right in the eyes, causing him to drop the chair. And Chip retaliates as he comes up from behind, and delivers a Russian Legsweep to Rocker right onto the steel chair! And now it seems the tables have turned!
JP: Finally the horror ends, as Chip now has the upper hand on that maniac!
Drew: Chip now starts getting cocky and cracks a smirk on his face as the crowd responds with a huge wave of heat. Chip then starts stomping the Hell out of Rocker, before going to grab some barbed wire that's sitting on the ground. He uses the barbed wire and places it around Rocker's neck as he starts choking him with it! I can't believe what I'm seeing! This is inhumane! Rocker is getting possibly the worst punishment he's ever gotten his whole life from this!
JP: Well he sure as hell deserves it, that spoiled little twerp!
Drew: And finally Chip brings the barbed wire choking to an end, as he gets out a trashcan, and places Rocker upside down in it. He's grabbing a baseball bat, and it seems he's yelling out to us that he's "taking out the trash" as he bashes the side of the trashcan with that bat! knocking it over, and causing Rocker to feel major pain in his ribs! And Chip goes for the cover, and the referee starts counting!
Referee: One!.... Two! .....
Drew: No! Kickout at two! But it seems Rocker is gonna regret kicking out of that, as Chip grabs him for more brutal pain and punishment. Irish whip to the ropes, and FLAPJACK! Chip nails a flapjack on Rocker, onto the trashcan!
JP: Oh, man! It's matches like these that make me love my job!
Drew: I agree, but seeing a couple of guys go at it like this can sometimes be a bit too much to handle. And Chip throws Rocker outside the ring, as Rocker hits face first onto our announce table. Chip picks him back up and irish whips him into the barricade, and clotheslines not just Rocker, but sends himself also over the barricade and into the crowd! And now these 100,000 plus fans here at the Rockington Stadium are getting a first class view at an all-out brawl! As Chip charges at Rocker, Rocker reverses with a kitchen sink! And Chip shockingly gets back up immediately as Rocker delivers some blows to the head, but Chip responds back and delivers some punches of his own, as both men go back and forth as they are closing in towards the back! With the referee following!
JP: This reminds me of the days when I was only 19 and me and a couple of my buds snuck into a bar and ended up starting a barfight. Ah, good times.
Drew: You know, it's stories like these that make me glad I didn't know you back then. Anyways, Chip and Rocker are still going at it, but Rocker's punches become more powerful, and as Chip becomes groggy, Rocker grabs a bag of peanuts from a nearby fan, and is in throwing position!
Rocker: Have some of deez nuts, Chunk! *bashes Chip in the head with bag of peanuts*
Drew: Ooooh! And Rocker making a very verbal statement towards his rival there!
JP: Yeah, a very UNNECESSARY statement at that!
Drew: And these two are starting to take the action backstage, as our camera crew follows them. As we can see, they are now in the concession stand area, as Chip delivers a SNAP SUPLEX! RIGHT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR! Laying them both flat! Chip slowly gets up as he drags Rocker towards the food court, where he plants Rocker's face onto the counter, then grabs some salad and potato wings from the buffet section and shoves it in Rocker's face! But Rocker finally manages to get Chip off of him as he kicks him in the gut, Rocker successfully manages this time to grab a glass mug full of Pepsi from the plate of a waitress passing by, and SMASHES IT RIGHT ONTO THE SKULL OF CHIP! SHATTERING THE GLASS AND POSSIBLY CHIP'S FACE!
JP: Even I gotta admit that didn't look pretty!
Drew: No, not pretty at all, JP. And now the two take the action and move towards the arcade! As Rocker lifts Chip up and nails the snake eyes right onto the control panel of the Pac-Man machine! Rocker then gores Chip against the Pinball machine, as he starts backing up while Chips lays back against the pinball machine helplessly, and Rocker charges toward Chip, BUT CHIP MOVES OUT THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! CAUSING ROCKER TO LAND FACE FIRST INTO THE PINBALL MACHINE, GLASS SHATTERING AND ELECTRIC SHOCKS SEEN AS ROCKER IS KNOCKED OUT COLD!
JP: Now that was beautiful! A very smart move by the Chunkster. And if I were him I'd go for the pin right then and there
Drew: Chip finally recovers as he removes Rocker's motionless body from on top the pinball machine and delivers a DDT RIGHT ONTO THE FLOOR! And Chip now goes for the pin, as the referee begins the count!
Referee: One!.......... Two!.......... Thr-
Drew: No! Kickout! And Chip becomes extremely frustrated! But he's not giving up! He grabs Rocker and drags him out toward the parking lot, as he plants Rocker's face against the hood of an SUV. He then places Rocker on top the SUV and gets on top as well, as he places Rocker in position for what seems to be an Oklahoma Slam! But just as Chip lifts him up for it, Rocker jumps off Chip's shoulders behind him, and he shoves Chip OFF THE TOP OF THE VEHICLE AND FACE FIRST ONTO THE PARKING LOT GROUND! And as Rocker tries to quickly recover, he looks over and sets his sight on what seems to be YOUR new sports car, JP!
JP: What!? That little bastard better stay the hell away from my car or else....
Drew: And Rocker places Chip on top of JP's sports car, and gets on the hood as well, as he places Chip's head inbetween his legs. Wait, he's not gonna do what I think he is, is he!?
JP: NO! NO NO NO NOO! HE BETTER NOT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I-
Drew: And Rocker lifts Chip up, and POWERBOMBS HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS WINDSHIELD!
JP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! That little cunt! I'm gonna kill him when I get the chance! One night when he's sleeping, just wait. I'll take care of him for sure! Ergggh!
Drew: And Rocker gets on top of Chip as he delivers more mounted punches to the already battered skull of his, before getting them both off the vehicle, and towards the backstage of the entrance area. But Chip somehow recovers and kicks Rocker right in the family jewels as a last resort! Chip quickly gets in a golfcart nearby, and runs over one of our crew members as he drives toward Rocker, and BAM! Chip just nailed Rocker with that golfcart! And Rocker might be done for!
JP: That's right, Chip, punish his ass! Make him pay for what he's done to you AND my precious new sports car!
Drew: For crying out loud, this is a wrestling match! Not Mario Kart! And Chip grabs a golfclub from the back of the cart, as he charges toward Rocker, who is slowly getting back to his feet, and NAILS HIM IN THE FACE WITH THAT GOLFCLUB! An Rocker may have just lost some teeth from that shot! And Chip grabs Rocker and drags him out toward to the entrance area, and now they are at the stage where this match first started when Rocker pushed Chip down the ramp with that office chair. And Chip is in postion as he is about to throw Rocker off the stage. But ROCKER REVERSES AND THROWS CHIP OFF INSTEAD! CAUSING CHIP TO GO FLYING OFF THE STAGE AND ONTO A PILE OF GLASS PANES! CAUSING CHIP TO SHATTER RIGHT THROUGH ALL OF IT!
JP: And the crowd starts chanting "HOLY S**T!" And even thought I don't like the fact it was Chip who took that career-ending fall, I have to agree with them for once.
Drew: And you'd think Rocker would climb down and go for the cover, but no! Rocker starts charging, as he JUMPS OFF THE EDGE OF THE STAGE, AND DELIVERS A DIVING LEG DROP FROM 20 FEET IN THE AIR! And Rocker may have just practically killed both himself AND Chip!
JP: I just hope we have life insurance on these guys because the last thing the TDRPW needs is a lawsuit.
Drew: And Rocker, very slowly crawls over to a motionless Chip, and puts his arm over his chest, as the ref starts the count!
Referee: ONE!............TWO!......... THR-
Drew: Wait a minute! The Hell is this! It's Fiz, RJ, and Alex! They're attacking Rocker while he's on the ground and start stomping away at him! Now what is this all about!? This is supposed to be a one-on-one match, these three have no business being here!
JP: Finally some backup for Chip! And interference ain't against the rules, Drew. There are no rules! So these guys helping out Chip is perfectly legal in my book!
Drew: Well yeah, everyone knows that, this is a hardcore match for crying out loud! But this is a cowardly move by Chip to get himself some outside help in order to win this match! This is uncalled for!
JP: Well, earlier today when we interviewed Chip, he did say he took some money out of his parent's bank account and used it for "special services". So maybe this is what he was talking about, he must've used the money to hire Alex, Fiz, and RJ to do some of his dirty work. Which, if you ask me, is a brilliant and clever move, if you ask me.
Drew: And now Fiz and RJ try to help Chip up, as Alex drags Rocker and throws him into the ring. As the other three follow inside. Now they place Rocker against the ropes with this arms wrapped up, as Chip sees this as the perfect opportunity, as he grabs a barbed wire two-by-four, and lights it up on fire! As he walks in towards a helpless Rocker! No! Somebody stop this! I mean we've seen some vicious spots throughout this match, but this,... This is just insane! Rocker is doomed! And- Wait a minute! It's Rocky! It's Rocky! Rocky LXIX has entered the ring and come to the rescue! As he double clotheslines Fiz and Alex! Followed by a Lou Thesz Press to Chip! He now kicks Fiz in the gut, and STUNNER! STUNNER! ROCKY STUNNER TO FIZ! AND NOW A ROCKY STUNNER TO ALEX! Sending them both outside the ring! And now a Rocky Stunner to Chip! Laying him flat on the ground. And now Rocky turns around and sets his sights on RJ, his future opponent for tonight! And RJ exits the ring and runs through the crowd, as Rocky chases him! As they disappear through the crowd! And we go back to the match, as Chip is knocked out cold, and Rocker finally escapes, and rolls out the ring and grabs a bag and an aluminum cookie sheet, as he re-enters the ring, but BAM! Chip elbows him right in the kisser!
JP: C'mon Chip! Show him whatchu' got! Show him who the true winner is! Show him how it's done! I'm counting on you!
Drew: And Chip grabs the bag, opens it up, and starts pouring what seems to be christmas load of thumbtacks! Are you serious! No way! He's not gonna do this now!
JP: Yer damn right he is! This oughtta officially put Rocker to sleep!
Drew: And Chip picks up the cookie sheet and taps it on the ring floor, signaling for Rocker to get up. Rocker, slowly getting up, has yet to turn around. I don't like the site of this at all. And Rocker finally turns around, as Chip swings the cookie sheet at him, but Rocker DUCKS! And chip turns back around, only to be on the recieving end of the BITCHSLAP OF DOOM, CAUSING CHIP TO DROP THE COOKIE SHEET! And Rocker, picks it up, and nails Chip in the head with it! And Chip, while groggy, is still on his feet somehow, as Rocker then grabs him and positions Chip's head inbetween his legs, this time he moves over to where he's standing on top the pile of thumbtacks! And folks, I think Rocker is planning on doing EXACTLY what we're all thinking he's gonna do!
JP: NO! NOO! Not this way! It can't! It just can't! Not even the sickest of human beings would dare do this! Don't!
Drew: And Rocker lifts Chip up halfway, making him hanging upside down, as Rocker drops down, and attempts the PILEDRIVER! OR SHOULD I SAY, THE DIS DICK DRIVER, RIGHT ONTO THE PILE OF THUMBTACKS! IMPLANTING THE BRAIN OF CHUNKY CHIPACKERS!
JP: NO WAY! HAS HE LOST HIS DAMN MIND!
Drew: And Rocker, slowly places himself over Chip, and goes for the cover, as our ref starts the count!
Referee: ONE!................. TWO!...................... THREE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
("Big Booty Bitches" starts playing through the stadium)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner: ROOOOCKKEERRR!!!!!!
Drew: What an ending! What a match! That was brutal from beginning to end! And this capacity crowd is on their feet, roaring with cheers as Rocker gets his hand raised. This match was certainly a showstealer, and both men will never be the same after tonight! As they put each other through Hell with all their blood, sweat, and tears!
JP: Even though I don't like the outcome, I have no choice but to agree that this match was certainly a showstealer. And probably the most brutal contest either of us have ever witnessed in our careers.
Drew: Couldn't agree more, JP. It's matches like these that prove that WrestleMania is the show to be!
(Replays of highlight-worthy moments play on screen as we soon cut to commercial break)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest, is scheduled for one fall! And it is for, the TDRPW Diva's Championship!
("Diva" by Beyonce Knowles starts playing through the stadium as the crowd almost immediately responds with a large set of boo's as OMGItsGarret starts walking out to the ring rather uncomfortably while wearing a pink t-shirt that says "I'm a true diva! ;)" )
Announcer: Making his way to the ring, from Kansas, he is the TDRPW Diva's Champion. GAAAAARRRET!!!
Drew: Well JP, for the past several months Garret had been complete "besties" with Ally, that was up until a couple weeks ago on Friday Night Chatdown when Ally gave an open invitational match for her Diva's Championship, and once the bell ring, as she was waiting for someone to come out to the ring, her own friend Garret snook up from behind and did a rollup pin to win the Diva's title. And so even though that Championship belt was made exclusively for females, I guess you could say Garret is like a lady himself, as Ally is looking to gain back the belt that was once hers, tonight!
JP: You know, I may not be a fan of that bitch, Ally. But freaks like Garret sure do give me the heebie jeebies! So point said: I don't like him.
("Best Song Ever" by One Direction starts playing as the women in the crowd start cheering, while all the grown men plug their ears, as AllyMoon22 makes her way to the ring)
Announcer: And introducing the challenger: From Montana, ALLLYYYY MOOON!!!!!!
Drew: And here comes Ally, rushing to the ring, ready to get this battle on, as she tackles Garret!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Drew: And Ally on top of Garret, as she starts slapping the living hell out of Garret, while Garret tries to cover his face, and after a while Garret finally manages to retaliate, as he gets to his feet and shoves Ally to the ground. Now Garret grabs a hold of Ally's hair, and we all know what he's going for here, as he starts swinging Ally by her hair! THE HAIR-PULLING SWING! AND THE CROWD STARTS COUNTING EACH TIME ALLY FLIES AROUND IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE!!
Crowd: One!.. Two!.. Three.. Four.. Five.. Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten.. Eleven.. Twelve..
JP: My God! When does this end!
Crowd: Thirteen!.... Fourteen... Fifteen... Sixteen... Seventeen... Eighteen... Nineteen... Twenty!
Drew: And finally, the torture ends for Ally, as Garret lets go of her hair, and now he irish whips her into the corner. And uses his shoulders to gore Ally right in the gut, before Ally drops down and is now sitting against the turnbuckle! This gives Garret the signal, as he turns around, and shoves his ass right into Ally's face, and starts shaking it! STINKFACE! And Garret making a statement come true here, by literally saying "Kiss my ass, bitch!"
JP: Maybe Ally can tell us what Garret had for lunch today.. Which I imagine was probably something fruity.
Drew: Hahaha! And now Garret picks Ally back up against the turnbuckle as he delivers a powerful BITCHSLAP! And you could hear the impact of that one all throughout the arena!
JP: Normally I'd say that a man hitting a woman is wrong, but to be honest, Garret is anything BUT a real man.
Drew: And now Garret, using a cheapshot, by clawing Ally right in the eyes! And Ally responds with a spit in the face! And Garret gets more frustrated, and clotheslines Ally to the ground! Garret, now climbs up on the top turnbuckle, as he stands up on top, taunting as he is about to jump off and do the Peen Splash to Ally. But Wait! WAIT A MINUTE! ALLY GETS UP SHAKES THE ROPES! CAUSING GARRET TO LOSE HIS BALANCE AND DROP TO HIS ASS, ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, CAUSING HIM TO SHATTER HIS GENITALIA! AND THE LOOK ON GARRET'S FACE RIGHT NOW, SAYS EVERYTHING!
JP: To be honest I'm surprised he can feel anything down there.
Drew: And now Ally tosses Garret off the top turnbuckle and drops him onto the floor, she then picks him, bends him down, places his head inbetween her legs, lifts him up. And I can't believe this is happening, folks, but it seems that Ally is going for a POWERBOMB! OR SHOULD I SAY, THE ALLY BOMB! IT CONNECTS! AND NOW ALLY HOOKS THE LEG, AS THE REFEREE GOES FOR THE COUNT!
Referee: ONE!...... TWO!....... THREE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
("Best Song Ever" by One Direction starts playing as Ally gets her hand raised by the ref and she is then handed the TDRPW Diva's title belt)
Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW TDRPW Divas Champion: ALLLYYY MOON!!!!
JP: New champion! New champion! Man, What a match!
Drew: You're not kidding! These two really went at it!
JP: Yeah, like a true catfight!
Drew: And now not only is Ally reunited with her beloved title, but now the championship belt is back in the hands of what it was originally made for: a REAL woman!
(Replays of the hair-pulling swing and the Ally Bomb play before a commercial is shown)
(“We Can’t Stop” by Miley Cyrus plays as Rj comes out to the ring. The crowd begins to boo as he walks out with a huge duffel bag.)
Devon Duncan: Seems like the crowd does not like Rj. He’s tossing out Survivor CDs to the crowd and they’re throwing them back to him!
Hijo Williams: This is just disrespectful! Rj is a great guy, but these people just don’t understand him! He needs to get another bag full of other Survivor seasons in order to get the fans to love him!
Devon Duncan: He apparently didn’t just get the crowd mad, he very much pissed off Rocky by breaking some of his favorites.
(Replay of the Pre-Show: Rj is breaking Rocky CDs and Rocky is ticked off. They both get into each other’s faces and the replay ends.)
(“God of War” by Def Leppard plays as Rocky comes out. The fans are cheering as Rocky begins to flick off everyone.)
Devon Duncan: What an ovation for Rocky! The whole arena is going nuts for the rebel and they damn well should be. This guy works his ass off every single day of the year to entertain the fans that he truly loves. He may be a rebel, but he’s dedicated to everyone and brings justice in his own way!
Hijo Williams: Look, the guy only gets the chants because these people don’t know what they’re doing. Rj is a nice guy, you just have to give him a chance.
Devon Duncan: A chance? Rj has been a pain on Rocky for the last couple of weeks and Rocky will finally get some retribution tonight! Look, Rocky’s grabbing the Survivor discs and drawing inappropriate signs and objects!
We apologize for all the viewers who are currently watching this.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ring Announcer: This match is set for one fall and it is a HELL IN A CELL MATCH. The rules are simple: There are no disqualifications, no count-outs, and the only way to win is by pinning or making your opponent submit! First, from the land of BFDI, RRRRRRRRRRRRJJJJJJJJ!!! And, from Great Mills, Marylanndddd, RROOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKY!!!!
Devon Duncan: The Hell in the Cell is now lowering to the ground! Both man have to be somewhat afraid of what will transpire in the next couple of minutes inside of that cell.
Hijo Williams: Rj seems pretty confident and he doesn’t need the support of these STUPID FANS. He’s one of the best competitors in the industry today and Rocky is just washed up and pathetic man. He just does absurd things and these people cheer for him, why is that? Society has turned into a hell whole, Rj will-
Devon Duncan: Can’t you shut up for once in your damn life? You talk again and I’m going to stick this headset up your-
Referee: Ring the bell!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Devon Duncan: And the contest begins! Rocky is already going for Rj, but no! Rj is fleeing to the outside of the ring! The problem for Rj is that he can’t run away from Rocky because he’s locked in this cell!
Hijo Williams: That’s right DD and Rj needs to strategize how he can slow down the dominant brawler that is Rocky. And Rocky going out of the ring and Rj capitalizes with a dropkick! Rocky is down. Rj is now getting a weapon from under the arpon. What is he going for? HE GETS A KENDO STICK! A KENDO STICK!
Devon Duncan: AND RJ POSITIONING ROCKY, BUT NO! ROCKY WITH A LOW BLOW! A LOW BLOW FROM TDRPW’S REBEL! ROCKY GRABS THE KENDO STICK AND STARTS TO HIT Rj! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! AND EIGHT HITS ONTO RJ! This is chaos Hijo, chaos!
Hijo Williams: Yes it is, DD. Rocky is grabbing Rj and rolling him back into the ring. What does this rebel have planned now? OH NO! HE’S GETTING THE TRASHCAN! NOT THE TRASHCAN! Rocky is entering the ring and has that trashman. He’s showing the bird to Rj! Come on, Rocky, have some respect for the kid!
Devon Duncan: Rocky doesn’t need to respect anyone here. He is one the toughest S.O.B.s I have ever met in my life and he doesn’t have to take this crap from anyone! And I mean anyone! Rocky’s getting ready to use that trashcan and he does! ROCKY PUTS THE TRASHCAN OVER RJ’s HEAD! THE CROWD IS GOING WILD! RJ, TRYING TO GET THE TRASHCAN OFF OF HIM, BUT ROCKY PUNCHES RJ AND TIPS HIM OVER! ROCKY, NOW GRABBING THAT KENDO STICK AND HITTING THE CAN REPEATEDLY. Rocky is walking back to the apron and looking for another weapon he can use! Rj is getting back up, surprisingly, and grabs the kendo stick. He drops down and is playing possum! No way! That’s a pretty cheap way to get the advantage!
Hijo Williams: No it isn’t! He’s being smart and using the moment to capitalize on that scum! Rocky gets back up into the ring and has a steel chair. He’s going to hit Rj! NO! RJ HITS ROCKY IN HIS LEG AND IS NOW GOING ON A KENDO STICK SPREE. ROCKY IS DOWN AND RJ will NOT STOP HITTING HIM! HE IS GOING AT IT! And Rj goes for the COVER!
Devon Duncan: AND A KICK OUT AT TWO FROM THE DETERMINED BADASS! This has been a hell of a fight, Hijo! Possibly one of the matches of the night! RJ LOOKS ANGRY, HE’S FREAKING OUT! HE GRABS THE KENDO STICK AND KEEPS ON HITTING ROCKY! THIS MAN HAS NO REMORSE! THIS IS A NEW SIDE OF RJ AND HE BEGINS TO TAUNT THE FANS! THEY ARE BOOING THE HELL OUT OF HIM. Rocky is slowly getting back up and Rj is too distracted on the fans! Rocky is up and turns over Rj! THE ROCKY LXIX STUNNER! ROCKY IS TRYING TO RECOVER, BUT HIS BODY HAS TAKEN SO MUCH DAMAGE! THE FANS ARE CHANTING “ONE MORE STUNNER!” BUT ROCKY LIMPS TO THE CELL DOOR!
Hijo Williams: ROCKY IS OPENING THE DOOR TO THE CELL! HE GETS THE CHAIR AND BEGINS TO HIT THE LOCK! HE BROKE THE LOCK IN FOUR HITS! FOUR! DD, THIS HAS BEEN A PHENONIMAL MATCH SO FAR! WE CAN’T TELL WHO WILL WIN THIS BOUT.
Devon Duncan: Yeah, Hijo! Man, this has been great! Rj is getting back up, and he’s trying to figure out where he is in the moment! He looks to Rocky and goes to his way! Rocky is ready and Rj gets out of the cell! ROCKY TRIES TO JUMP ONTO RJ, BUT RJ RUNS AWAY! What a coward! What. A. Coward. Rocky’s moving to Rj’s direction up to the ramp and RJ runs back, but ROCKY WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! MY GOD, ROCKY’S GOING FOR ANOTHER ONE! AND IT CONNECTS! WHAT A LANDING!
(Replay of Rocky German Suplexing Rj onto the ramp.)
Hijo Williams: MAN! THIS HAS BEEN A HELL OF A MATCH, AND NOW ROCKY IS TAKING RJ TO THE DIRECTION OF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Juanito Chavo: Si, Senor! He’s moving him to OUR TABLE!
Martin Estrada: Ay, no! Que va a pasar!? WHAT IS GOING TO DO!?
Hijo Williams: Rocky is throwing the table equipment out! Rocky is going to take this match to the extreme! Rocky positions RJ onto the table and gets up! Please don’t do this, Rocky, please don’t! AND ROCKY TRIES TO GO FOR A ROCKY LXIX STUNNER, BUT NO! RJ REVERSES! AND ROCKY RESERVES ONCE AGAIN! BOTH MEN COLLIDE WITH A CLOSELINE AND BREAK THE TABLE! I AM SPEECHLESS.
Devon Duncan: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! THE REFEREE IS CHECKING UP ON BOTH COMPETITORS!
Referee: Are both of you ok?!
Devon Duncan: Both men are knocked out cold! Both of their bodies have been put through hell tonight!
(“Electrifying” by Jim Johnston plays.)
Hijo Williams: CAN IT BE?!
Devon Duncan: IT’S THE ROCK! THE GREAT ONE HAS RETURNED TO WRESTLEMANIA AND THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!
Hijo Williams: ONE OF THE MOST ELECTRIFYING INDIVIDUALS IN THE HISTORY OF THE TDRPW HAS COME BACK TO LAYETH THE SMACKDOWN ON THAT JABRONI, ROCKY!
Devon Duncan: The Rock is right in front of us with Rocky and RJ, struggling to get back up into the ring! The Rock is grabbing a microphone!
The Rock: FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE TDRPW!
(The crowd cheers.)
The Rock: You all are asking why I’m back and it’s simple: I’m going to beat the living hell out of one of these Jabronis in front of the Millions-
Crowd: AND MILLIONS!
The Rock: Of The Rock’s fans and check them into the Smackdown Hotel! But I’ll let them play with their little balls and then The Rock will shine up his boot real nice, turn the son of a @#%^# sideways, and stick it straight up their candy ass!
Devon Duncan: Rj just took the mic from The Rock! What is he doing?!
Rj: Look here, Rock, I’m here to beat Rocky here, not to hear this pathetic BS that you say every night! You can go take your ball and get out of MY STADIUM.
Hijo Williams: You tell him, Rj! Tell this wanna-be who’s in charge!
The Rock: You want me to leave?
Rj: Of cour-
The Rock: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! AND If I were you, I would concentrate on Rocky, not me, jabroni.
Devon Duncan: Rocky is back up! And punches Rj! Rj starts to climb the cell! He’s scared Hijo! He’s SCARED! And Rocky is starting to climb up, too! This is not going to end well, Hijo, it will not end well!
Hijo Williams: It will not DD, and BOTH MEN ARE UP ON THE CELL! Rj tries to capitalize on Rocky and it’s working! Rj is luring Rocky onto the middle of the Cell! I think I know what he’s up to, DD, and it’s a smart idea.
Devon Duncan: It sure is, Hijo! But he needs to worry about the fact that he might go down, too. Rj, going with uppercuts and slaps. Rocky is fighting back! ROCKY IS GETTING BACK ON TRACK! HE’S GOING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH, NEUTRALIZING RJ!
Hijo Williams: BUT RJ IS COMING BACK WITH A KICK TO THE CROTCH! RJ, USING THE NO DQ RULE ONCE AGAIN TO HIS ADVANTAGE. HE’S GOING FOR THE DDT, BUT NO! ROCKY IS REVERSING! ROCKY GOES FOR THE EYE RAKE! RJ is crying! That’s just a new cold for Rocky! A NEW COLD!
Devon Duncan: What are you talking about? Rj just low blowed him and you went with it, but when Rocky goes for something, you hate on him! The thing is that- ROCKY! ROCKY! HE’S GOT RJ SET! HE’S GOT RJ! ANOTHER- NO RJ REVERSES AND THE RJ DDT- MY GOD! MY GOD! MY GOD! BOTH MEN JUST FELL FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! THEY ARE DOWN FOLKS! THEY ARE UNCONSCIOUS!
Hijo Williams: LOOK AT THIS REPLAY!
(Replay of Rj DDTing Rocky on top of the Cell, causing them to both fall hard into the ground. It repeats 4 times and ends.)
Hijo Williams: Both men, getting up somehow. They are both full of pain and Rocky is bleeding! His face is full of blood, my goodness! But he isn’t stopping! Look at the damage done by Rj; I don’t think he’s got much more in the tank, DD.
Devon Duncan: Rj is back up and is now stomping on Rocky.
Hijo Williams: ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!! FIVE!!! SIX!!!
Devon Duncan: And Rocky trips Rj! ROCKY TRIPS RJ! ROCKY IS GETTING BACK UP AND HE’S POSITIONING RJ! HE’S POSITIONING HIM FOR THE ROCKY LXIX STUNNER AND HE HITS IT! INCREDIBLE! INCREDIBLE! HE’S GETTING A STEEL CHAIR! ROCKY IS GETTING THE CHAIR AND LOOK WHO IT IS, THE ROCK!
Hijo Williams: MAN! TWO JABRONIS AND ONE LEGACY IN THE RING, WHO KNEW?
Devon Duncan: Oh, shut it! Rocky is going for the steel chair, but The Rock takes it! Rocky doesn’t look too pleased about The Rock’s decision. Rocky is hitting a defenseless Rj and then hits the Referee! What the hell?!
Hijo Williams: You gotta be kidding me! This is why you shouldn’t trust a snake! Rocky gets up Rj for what is seems for one last Stunner, but no! HE GOES FOR THE ROCK BOTTOM! Using The Rock’s own move in front of him! Now The Rock grabs Rj and goes for a STUNNER! STUNNER! Rocky is pissed! VERY PISSED!
Devon Duncan: Indeed he is, Hijo, and Rocky is laying Rj in the middle of the ring! HE’S GOING FOR THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW! HE’S RUNNING AND- NO! THE ROCK GRABS ROCKY AND DOES THE ROCK BOTTOM! A ROCK BOTTOM FROM THE ROCK! WHAT THE HELL, ROCK? WHAT THE HELL!?
Hijo Williams: AND THE ROCK DOES A REAL PEOPLE’S ELBOW AND IT CONNECTS! THE ROCK! THE ROCK HAS FINALLY REALIZED THAT THESE PEOPLE DON’T MATTER! AND HE PUTS RJ ON TOP OF ROCKY! The Referee is half-alive, but he’s going for the cover!
Devon Duncan: AND ROCKY KICKS OUT! ROCKY KICKS OUT! THIS IS INCREDIBLE! THE ROCK IS SHOCKED! Rj picks up Rocky and HITS ANOTHER DDT! ANOTHER DDT!
(“Shattered Glass” by Disturbed plays.)
Devon Duncan: No way! No way! It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin! The Rattlesnake has returned to his home! He’s barging into the cell and he’s now face to face with Rj! He turns around to The Rock and gives him the bird! STONE COLD STUNNER! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! HE TURNS AROUND AND ANOTHER STUNNER! THIS IS JUST MADNESS! MADNESS!
Hijo Williams: AND Stone Cold puts Rocky on top of Rj for the cover! He puts his foot on top of Rocky!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“God of War” by Def Leppard plays)
Announcer: Here is your winner, ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCCKKKKYYYYY!!
Devon Duncan: What a match, Hijo, What. A. Match. It’s one of my picks of being the best match of the night!
Hijo Williams: It sure was, DD! Chaos everywhere, but in the end, Rocky won this bout!
(Highlights of the match are shown as the cell is being lifted back up.)
Devon Duncan: And look who’s in the ring? Rocky and Stone Cold!
(Both Men look at each other and Stone Cold catches some beers. He offers Rocky some and he accepts.)
Devon Duncan: What a sign of respect! Both men, standing in victory as Rocky is getting a microphone.
Rocky: If I see your ass talking about Survivor again in the TDRPW, I will make sure that you’ll get Stone Colded, son-
Mr. Heo: Hold up, Hold up! Rocky, you have not shown me that you have truly won, so, I want the referee to restart the match and there will be no cell!
Devon Duncan: DID YOU HEAR THAT? ROCKY will have to beat Rj again!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Hijo Williams: Rocky is picking up Rj for one more Rocky Stunner, but no! Look who it is! Survivor contestant, Boston Rob is here and is looking at Rocky! Rocky is glaring at the contestant and he hates this guy’s guts! Mr. Heo is with him and flips the bird at Rocky, OH LOOK! RJ IS GOING FOR THE ROLL PIN!
Ring Announcer: Here is our winner, RJJJJJJJJJJ!
Devon Duncan: This is a total screw job, Hijo! It was Mr. Heo’s plans after all! This is outrageous, this can’t be happening!
Hijo Williams: Yeah it did, DD, but we have another match after this that will make you go nuts!
(“We Can’t Stop” by Miley plays once again and the 10 Man OC Battle Royal card comes up.)
Devon Duncan: Next, we have a classic 10 man OC Battle Royal!
Hijo Williams: It will be an instant classic, DD, and instant classic!
Devon Duncan: Who will win? Who’s going to lose? Find out when TDRPW Wrestlemania ‘14 returns!
(A Commercial of TDRTR Plays. It is promoting the new addition to the series and announces its new start time on the TDRPW Chat)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(V.Von enters the ring to a huge reaction as she grabs a microphone.)
V.V: The following contest is an over the top rope OC Battle Royal! The only way to win is to be the last opponent in the ring and you can only be eliminated by being thrown over the top with both feet touching the floor!
(Wrestlemania's theme song "Street Dreams" by Hollywood Undead plays as the Battle Royal participants walk down the aisle.)
V.V: Introducing the competitors!
Hijo: Just look at this DD! Our broadcast colleague Dean, Benny, Troy, Andres, Willis, Paz, Jack and holy crap even Aaliyah is in this!
DD: Yeah, this really is a star studded battle royal-
(Garret walks down the ramp with his crew spraying febreeze in the air while fans laugh and boo at him.)
Garret: You rude bullies! After everything i've done for you guys you laugh? You guys just make me wanna *holds in anger* EEEEEEEE.....smack you right in all of your beautiful faces. But tonight I think I'll be forgiving...not really! I have brought two more contestants for the OC Battle Royal. Let me give you guys a introduction.
Garret: Introducing first, weighing in at 95 pounds from William Country....
Devon: Oh god no!
Garret: Hijotee's Wiki representative, Joshua!
(The scraggly haired kid creepily crawls into the ring, as the participants are weirded out.)
Garret: And the 2nd client of mine is from the ghetto, weighing in 469 pounds......
Hijo: Is TDLover even an OC?
Devon: Who cares, this is awesome!
(A very large man in a cutoff shirt and a kilt covered in all sorts of stickers walks down the ramp. Garret stops him and hands him a very huge pointy bra which the man puts on the front of his shirt before heading to the ring.)
Hijo: Now that is just weird! But no time to think about that as the contestants immediately go to work on TD Lover! Joshua is trying to get some attention away from Lover by jumping on Willis' back and...licking his ear!?
Devon: That was not wise at all......
Willis: Time to get taken to the wood shed boy!
Hijo: Willis just tossed Joshua off his back and hit a killer clothesline! He picks Joshua back up and Joshua tries to fight him off with a headbutt, wait, he fell back down, Willis' head is just too hard! Willis with a brutal samoan drop and he tosses Joshua over the top rope, we have our first elimination!
Devon: TD Lover just pushed away literally every competitor, what strength!
Hijo: Agreed, and look at what he caused, now everybody is fighting each other, Paz is hiding behind Willis as he gets hit with Dean's microphone, Benny is beating down on Jack, Aaliyah just powerbombed Troy and uh oh, poor Andres just hit TD Lover with his frying pan.
Devon: Oh boy Andres is in big trouble here! TD Lover pokes Andres in the eye with his brassiere and takes him down with a huge big boot. Benny tries joining the fray yet again but is met with a vicious spear!
Hijo: Now here comes Dean with a spring board crossbody but TD Lover catches him and tosses him right at our announce table! Dean is pretty much stranded, he can't head back to the ring because it would require him putting his feet on the ground!
Devon: That truly is an awful predicament! Aaliyah is just teeing off Jack and look at Paz, he's sneaky up behind her- She turns around and he jumps into Troy's arms! A hurt Willis is on his hands and knees and Aaliyah dropkicks Troy, knocking down him and Paz, two for the price of one!
Hijo: Look at what Dean is doing, he's grabbing the plastic board on our announce table that has the TDRPW logo on it! He's putting it between the ring and the announce table and is using it like a bridge, how innovative!
Devon: Yeah, he's back on the apron here, but oh, TD Lover's got him by the throat! Chokeslam through the board, Dean is eliminated! Meanwhile Jack just took out Andres for the team being with a 619! Benny follows up a staggering Andres with a zig zag!
Hijo: Jack follows up with a crazy seated senton on Benny and when he runs for a follow up Willis gets him with Thesz press!
Devon: Well that wasn't for long though as here comes Paz with a leg drop to the back of his head! That was just awesome!
Hijo: Indeed it was, now we have Aaliyah squaring off with TD Lover, they're trading rights and lefts but look Andres just tossed a bag of Taco Bell at the back of her head, she's distracted and Lover uses it as an opportunity to super kick her in the corner!
Devon: What does he have planned, why does he have his back to her....OH GOD NO, OH LORD!
Hijo: TD Lover just backed up and his backside just hit Aaliyah, stinkface! And while TD Lover is leaning in Willis jumps up and does his ten punches in the corner to TD! TD stops him though and grabs him by the...well groin and is keeping the hold.
Devon: Hahaha, what a crotch claw! And here comes Andres and he gets caught too! Duel claws by Lover!
Hijo: The two try to counter with a suplex but Lover reverses it and sends them packing! Now we have Jack and Paz linking arms, looking for a cactus clothesline but Lover counters yet again and tosses them both over the ropes, this is just pure power!
Devon: TD Lover celebrates by doing a little jig but holy crap! Aaliyah with a superman punch over the top rope! Aaliyah getting revenge for that humiliating manuever and within only a few moments we are already down to our final 3!
Hijo: Here comes Aaliyah with a tombstone piledriver to Benny! Troy comes in and attempts a kick to the head but he gets a exploder suplex for his trouble! Aaliyah is on fire! Full head of steam, a knee to the corner, followed by one to Benny! SHE COULD WIN THIS!!!!!
Devon: She runs the ropes but oh my god TD just grabbed her by the hair on the apron and walks off! Aaliyah is on the mat in a bit of pain but regains her footing.
Hijo: She picks up Troy and- Pele kick! Aaliyah is stunned and wobbly here!
Devon: Benny grabs Aaliyah and sends her out of the ring, we are down to the final two Hijo! Benny, Troy, who will win!?
Hijo: The two are face to face here, something's got to give! They both go for kicks to the stomach and clutch their guts in pain! Now look, they both poke each other in the eyes!
Devon: They're like mirror images!
Hijo: Benny goes for a zig zag but Troy counters, fameass, no, Benny pushes off...SPEAR! They both spear each other and their heads collide!
Devon: Both men are down and hold up Aaliyah is in the ring! Spinebuster to Benny and an Aaliyah-Bomb to Troy!
Hijo: Aaliyah is sizing both guys up ,setting up for a double clothesline but, HEY IT'S HARRIET! SHE GRABS AALIYAH AND PULLS HER OUT OF THE RING FOR A BITCH SLAP! Aaliyah and Harriet roll around the ring and a fight is going on!
Devon: Oh my god it's a catfight I should go over there and see if I either of them might need some sort of umm...assistance afterward!
Hijo: Devon, sit your ass down!
Devon: Fine....Benny is looking on with a pleased look on his face but little does he know Troy is getting up, turn around Benny! Dropkick, Benny is eliminated, Troy wins!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
V.V: Winner of this match, Troy!
Devon: Troy runs out of the ring now in celebration as the cat fight is still going on, this is insane!
Hijo: Only at Mania ladies and gentlemen. We will be back in a moment for our next contest!
(An ad for TDWD is shown.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the MAIN EVENT! And it is a Last Man Standing match! Now, in this match, there are NO disqualifications, NO countouts, and falls count ANYWHERE! The ONLY way to win, is by damaging your opponent just enough for a count of ten! Once the referee counts to ten and a competitor is still down, their opponent will not only be declared the winner, but will also become the NEW TDRPW World Heavyweight Champion AND officially take over the TDRPW!
("King of Kings" by Motorhead plays as Heonzo100x comes out and makes his way to the ring, as he is wearing a shirt that says "It's Burying Time!" and is holding a shovel in his hand as the crowd boo's the hell out of him, as he finally gets in the ring)
("Immortals" by Dale Oliver plays as the crowd goes wild. We then see DegrassiFTW27 come out and make his way to the ring, as Heo is seen staring down at him in disgust, before Grass enters the ring, and the two opponents get in opposite corners, with the announcer in the middle of the ring)
Announcer: Introducing first, standing over to my left, From Phoenix, Arizona, he is the Chairman of the TDRPW. HEEEEEOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
JP: Wow, do these delusional idiots have no respect!? This is the man who made all of this epicness of an event happen in the first place! This guy is a legend AND a future Hall of Famer in my eyes! These people just can't seem to understand such talent ang greatness when they see it!
Announcer: And his opponent, standing over to my right, From Baltimore, Maryland, "The Man On a Mission", DEGRAAAAAASSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Drew: And this match is officially under way folks! As Heo and Grass wrap their arms around each others shoulders, trying to take each other down and get the upper hand early on in this match, but it seems as if Grass is just stronger enough to push Heo down and get a hold of him, as he throws Heo over to the corner, and starts giving him punches to the gut and head! Left! Right! Left! Right! Before Heo finally sits down against the turnbuckle, as Grass walks toward the opposite corner, then runs at a sitting down Heo, as he goes for a corner dropkick! But Heo moves out of the ring at last second! And Heo taking his time to recover outside the ring, but Grass isn't gonna sit around and play any games! As he exits the ring and chases Heo around the ring! Until finally Heo gets back into the ring, but Grass immediately enters too, but just as he gets up to his feet, Heo takes advantage and KICKS GRASS RIGHT IN THE FAMILY JEWELS! WHAT A CHEAP SHOT! And now as Grass is down on his knees, holding onto his kiwi's, Heo runs against the ropes and comes back and delivers an ENZIGURI TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! SHINING WIZARD!
JP: You know, I don't understand how these people coud possibly root for someone like Grass, I mean the dude is a creep! A pedophilic one at that! To all the kiddies who are listening out there: Watch out for this man!
Drew: Now how could you say that, JP? Grass proved that all of those pedophile rumors were false MONTHS AGO! How could you possibly be so bitter towards him like that?
JP: Well, um..... He's a John Cena fan!
Drew: Well, ok, you do have a point there, but still, how could you possibly prefer Heo!? I mean the guy is a total cocky, arrogant, and obnoxious son of a bitch, who only cares about himself! I mean you saw the way he's treated Ally these past several months.
JP: Well Ally's bipolarness hasn't helped proved her loyalty to Heo. Besides, Heo is the only man in this building who knows exactly what's best for business! Nobody else could possibly compare! Not Grass! Not Rocky! Not Meta! And dare I say it: Not even BAT!
Drew: Whatever, anyways..... Heo now has Grass on the ground, as he stands over on top of him, and locks in a camel clutch! Heo has his arms wrapped around the head of Grass! But this isn't a submission match! Grass could tap out right now if he wants to, but it won't go anywhere!
JP: Well MAYBE Heo is just trying to wear Grass down, you know, to keep him from getting up! Ever thought about that!?
Drew: Would you cut it out already!? God! ......... And now Heo has had that camel clutch locked in for a bit now, as Grass is in some serious pain from it. But Grass is somehow getting up to his feet! As Heo is still hanging on to him! But Grass drops down on his back, making the impact just hard enough to cause Heo to break his hold! And now Grass starting to recover, as his gets back on his feet, and starts stomping away on Heo! Grass now picks Heo up an irish whips him towards the ropes, but HEO REVERSES! And throws Grass OVER the top rope! But Grass hangs on, causing him to stand safely on the apron! But Heo runs toward the corner nearby, jumps onto the turnbuckle, bounces off and connects a DROPKICK! CAUSING GRASS TO GO FLYING OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE GROUND OUTSIDE!
But wait! It seems Heo isn't done yet! As he starts climbing up the turnbuckle, and just as Grass gets up, Heo reaches the top and MOONSAULTS OFF OF IT TO THE OUTSIDE AND LANDS ONTO GRASS! WOW! WHAT A RISKY MOVE BY HEO!
JP: This is why these morons should all bow down to Heo! It's things like this that prove why Heo is so great, and that he can easily put on a great 5-star matchup like what we're witnessing right now!
Drew: And now Heo gets back to his feet, with Grass still lying on the ground, as our referee starts the count! Will it be enough for a ten count!?
Drew: And no! Grass gets back up! But it seems Heo was prepared for this! As he immediately grabs Grass by the head, and starts punching him right in the head! As the crowd begins counting them!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGH-
Drew: And Grass elbows Heo right in the gut! Putting it to an end! And now Grass grabs Heo's head, and wraps it around his arm, as he delivers a DDT! RIGHT ONTO THE ENTRANCE RAMP! THE IMPACT OF THAT METAL AND HEO'S SKULL MAY HAVE JUST ENDED THE MATCH RIGHT THERE! THE REF STARTS COUNTING!
Drew! And Heo gets back up! Only to get kicked in the gut by Grass, as Grass throws him into the ring. And Grass now starts grabbing some weapons from under the ring and into it! Some of those weapons include a two-by-four, a STOP sign, a steel chair, a guitar, and even a ladder!
JP: What the hell is he gonna do with a ladder!?
Drew: I have no idea, but honestly, I don't wanna know!
And now Grass gets back inside the ring, and grabs the STOP sign, and whacks Heo right in the gut with it! Causing Heo to bend down and wrap his arms around his torso, as Grass then whacks Heo right in the back with that sign! And you could hear the impact all the way from the cheapseats! And now Grass grabs the guitar! He's waiting for Heo to get back up! And He does! But just as Heo gets back up, he hesitantly turns around and WHAM! GRASS JUST SMASHED THAT GUITAR RIGHT THROUGH THE HEAD OF THE CHAIRMAN!
JP: Oh come on! Now was that really necessary?
Drew: And now the referee begins the count! Will it be enough?
Drew: But for some reason for some reason, Grass picks Heo back up! And it looks like he's looking forward to some more punishment!
JP: Oh come on! Why couldn't he have just let the match end then and there!? Ya see, this just proves that Grass is a complete psychopath! Someone needs to stop this guy!
Drew: And now Grass delivers some European Uppercuts to Heo, as he then puts Heo into a corner, and starts delivering some chops! As the crowd goes along!
Drew: And another chop to the chest!
Drew: And another!
Drew: But finally the chopping stops, as Heo makes a comeback and rakes Grass in the eyes! And now as Grass turns around, covering his eyes, Heo rakes him in the back! And now Heo lifts Grass up and connects a PILEDRIVER! PLANTING THE HEAD OF GRASS!
And now Heo picks up Grass and throws him to the outside towards the announce tables, as he picks up that ladder, and sets it up in the ring! And I don't like what Heo's going for here!
JP: Don't worry! Heo is the man! He always has a plan, he's not an idiot you know!
Drew: And now Heo exits the ring and stomps on Grass, as he goes toward the Spanish Announce table, which was destroyed earlier today and is now replaced by a wooden table, as Heo grabs the monitors and clears the table!
He now grabs Grass, SLAPS HIM, and then places Grass on the Spanish Announce table, laying him right in his back.
JP: You know, Grass looks like he's in position of a dead person at a funeral! Which may also be the case here!
Drew: Oh stop! You disgust me sometimes, you know that? And now Heo gets back inside the ring, as he starts climbing up the ladder! He reaches the top, and turns around, as he has his head truned multiple times to make sure where his target is, before he finally prepares to Moonsault off the top. BUT GRASS WAKES UP AND GETS HIMSELF OFF THE TABLE! BUT HEO DOESN'T REALIZE THIS AS HE ISN'T EVEN LOOKING! AND HEO JUMPS OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND MOONSAULTS HIMSELF TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND LANDS RIGHT THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE! BY GAWD! HEO MAY HAVE JUST COST HIMSELF THE MATCH AND HIS CAREER!
And now the referee goes for the count! This has gotta be it right here!
Referee: ONE!....... TWO!........ THREE!....... FOUR!..... FIVE!...... SIX!....... SEVEN!....... EIGHT!...... NINE!..... TE-
Drew: Wait a minute! What the hell!? Fiz and alex just came out of nowhere and knocked out the referee from behind! Where the hell did they come from!? And why the hell are they getting involved in this match!? First the Hardcore match and now this! don't tell me Heo hired these guys too! That slick son of a bitch!
JP: See! I told you Heo always had a plan up his sleeve! And you wouldn't listen!
Drew: And now Fiz and Alex enter the ring, and start attacking Grass! They are stomping and beating the hell out of Grass! You gotta be kidding me! This is uncalled for! And now these two may have just cost Grass the match! I can't believe thi- WAIT A MINUTE! THERE'S SOMEONE RUNNING DOWN THE ENTRANCE RAMP! IT'S META! IT'S META! METANUKI! WHO GOT BEAT UP BY HEO HIMSELF AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW!
AND NOW META ENTERS THE RING, AS HE POUNCES ONTO FIZ! LOU THESZ PRESS! AND META IS ON TOP OF FIZ AS HE STARTS BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HIM! But Meta quickly gets up, as Alex swings a two-by-four at him, but Meta ducks, and whacks Alex in the head, knocking him down! And now Meta, grabs something from underneath his jacket, as it appears to be an old sock with Scooby Doo stuff on it! As he puts it over his hand, like a sock puppet! And as Fiz turns around, HE SHOVES HIS HAND, WHICH IS COVERED BY THAT STINKY OLD SOCK, RIGHT DOWN THE THROAT OF FIZ! THE MANDIBLE CLAW! AND META, NOT LETTING GO, UNTIL FINALLY FIZ PASSES OUT ON THE GROUND! BUT NOW META TURNS AROUND, AND THERE'S ALEX ABOUT TO HIT HIM WITH THE TWO-BY-FOUR AGAIN! BUT JUST AS ALEX IS ABOUT TO SWING, META SHOVES THAT SAME HAND DOWN HIS THROAT, APPLYING THE MANDIBLE CLAW TO ALEX UNTIL HE PASSES OUT!
JP: Now that's just disgusting!
Drew: And now Heo, finally recovered from that accident earlier, gets back into the ring, but Meta kicks him in the gut, and delivers a DOUBLE-ARM DDT! RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! META GETS HIS REVENGE FROM EARLIER! And now Heo is knocked out onto the ground. And Meta now exits the ring and hangs out at ringside to watch the rest of the action!
Both Heo and Grass are down, with no referee in site! An- Wait a minute! Who is that marching down the entrance ramp now!? It's Ally! It's Ally! But what the hell is she doing out here?
JP: Probably here to ruin Heo's game plan! That little brat!
Drew: And now Ally enters the ring, and whats this? She's picking Heo up to his feet! She's helping him out! NO! What the hell has Heo done to her! Has he beat her so much to the point that he ended up brainwashing her into doing whatever he wants!?
JP: It seems that Ally finally got some sense knocked into her and is now making herself useful for a change!
Drew: But what's this? Ally is now yelling at Heo. And now they're arguing with each other! And Grass is still down! What are they saying?...... It seems as if ally just yelled to Heo that "It's over!". What!? Ally has finally ended it all with that prick and untied the final lace in the shoe! Ally just broke up with Heo! And Heo isn't happy at all about it! And now Ally is about to leave the ring, but Heo grabs her by her arm and tries to stop her, and as Ally is agains facing Heo, Heo starts yelling at her! BUT ALLY RESPONDS BACK BY KICKING HEO RIGHT IN THE KIWI'S!
JP: What the hell does she think she's doing!? You see Drew! I told you! Never trust a woman!
Drew: And now as Heo drops to his knees, is in complete shock as he holds on to his kiwi's in pain, as Ally then SLAPS HEO RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! WOOHOHOHO!!!! YOU COULD HEAR THAT ALL AROUND THE WORLD! AND NOW HEO IS LYING FULLY ON THE GROUND, IN COMPLETE PAIN! As Ally exits the ring and heads back to the locker room!
And Grass is finally back up! As he sees Heo lying down in the middle of the ring! He sees this as the perfect opportunity, as he irish whips himself towards the ropes, and connects a LEG DROP ONTO HEO! OR SHOULD I SAY, THE BANHAMMER DROP! And this may be the end of the match right here!
JP: But look around, theres no referee in sight!
Drew: That's right! There needs to be a referee to do the ten count in order for there to be a decision in this match! But I think I see one coming down to the ring right now! But wait! OMG! It's Garret! And he's wearing a referee shirt! What the hell! And now Garret enters the ring, and it seems he's gonna start the ten count for us!
JP: No Garret! What are you doing!?
Garret: One!....... Two!......
Drew: I don't believe it! It seems Garret does have some good in him! And Grass is turned facing the crowd, and- What the hell! Garret just grabbed the steel chair! What's he doing!? No! Grass, turn around! Turn around Grass! NOOOOOOOOO! GRASS JUST TURNED AROUND RIGHT AS GARRET WHACKED HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR! KNOCKING GRASS OUT COLD! That son of a bitch! I knew Garret could never be trusted!
JP: YES! For once Garret does something that isn't so damn annoying! You were right, Drew. Garret DOES have some good in him!
Drew: The same man who lost the Divas Championship earlier today, may have just screwed over the Man On a Mission! No! It can't end this way! Not like this! How many people did Heo hire to do his dirty work for this damn match!?
JP: I don't know. But like I've said before, Heo is a genius! He always knows how to turn things around to give him the upper side. And we're seeing it right here!
("God Of War" by Def Leppard plays and the crowd goes wild)
Drew: Wait a minute! That's not who I think it is, is it!? Could it be!
(Rocky LXIX appears from the stage and makes his way to the ring)
Drew: IT IS! IT'S ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY LXIX! AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE FACE OF GARRET! HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT! AND NOW ROCKY SLIDES INTO THE RING, AS GARRET SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR AT HIM! BUT ROCKY DUCKS OUT THE WAY PAST GARRET! AND GARRET TURNS AROUND, ONLY TO BECOME ON THE RECEIVING END OF A ROCKY STUNNER! SENDING HIM FLYING OUT THE RING!
And now Rocky takes off his jacket, revealing that he's wearing a referee shirt underneath! Could it be! It seems Rocky has now made himself the official referee for the remainder of this match!
JP: How come HE gets do make the rules now!?
Drew: Well there are no other available referees around so I guess we have no choice! And now Grass rolls out of the ring, as he grabs the steel steps, and slides them into the ring, as he enters also! But just as he enters the ring, Heo comes out of left field and delivers a SUPER KICK! RIGHT TO THE JAW OF GRASS! KNOCKING HIM DOWN!
And before Rocky can begin counting, Heo drags the steel steps to the middle of the ring, and now he drags Grass over on top the steps. But just as he picks Grass up, Grass punches Heo right in the gut, turns him around, and does a BACKBREAKER! Now Grass has control! As he picks Heo up, and irish whips him into the corner! Grass now backs up to the other end, as he charges toward Heo and goes for CORNER CLOTHESLINE! BUT HEO MOVES OUT THE WAY AT LAST SECOND! CAUSING GRASS TO GET A DATE WITH ONLY THE TURNBUCKLES! AND NOW HEO PICKS UP THE SHOVEL HE BROUGHT WITH HIM INTO THIS MATCH, AS GRASS TURNS AROUND, BAM! HEO NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT SHOVEL! AND HEO MAY HAVE JUST BURIED GRASS!
JP: Yes! Grass gets buried! What else could you possibly ask for that's better than that!
Drew: Well now Heo drags Grass over to the top of the steel steps in the middle of the ring, lifts him up, places him into a DDT postion, and DOES AN RKO! OR SHOULD I SAY, THE X-TWISTER! RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! AND THE MATCH MAY BE OVER FOLKS! AS ROCKY BEGINS THE COUNT!
Rocky: ONE!............ TWO!........... THREE!........ FOUR!......... FIVE!.......... SIX!...
Drew: No way! This can't be the end of this match, can it!? Rocky is more than halfway through the count, and yet Grass is still showing no signs of movement!
Rocky: SEVEN!........ EIGHT!.................. NINE!..........
JP: This is it, Drew! Heo is gonna win it all!
Drew: But Rocky seems hesitant to make the final 10 count! He's pausing for a moment, not sure if he should do this! He's thinking to himself!
JP: But it seems rocky has finally decided to do the right thing, as he goes for the final ten count!
Rocky: .................... TEN!!!! RING THE BELL!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
("King of Kings" by Motorhead plays as Heo gets his hand raised by Rocky, as Heo then gets the TDRPW World title belt handed over to him)
Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEEEWWW, TDRPW World Champion: HEEEEEOOOOOO!!!!!
JP: YES! I knew Heo would do it! He outsmarted Grass in every way possible! He had multiple plans up his sleeve, and eventually it led to his victory! Not only is Heo now the Champ, but he is now the official leader of TDRPW! Amazing!
Drew: But wait, JP. It seems as if Heo is getting all up in Rocky's face, it seems they are having a bit of an argument. As Heo starts pointing his finger at Rocky, while using it to push at him, and I don't think Rocky likes it one bit!
Wait a minute! Heo turns around, and there's META! WHO THEN APPLIES THE MANDIBLE CLAW ONTO HEO!
JP: What does that Scooby-Doo loving retard think he's doing to the Champ!?
Drew: And now Meta lets go of Heo, only for him to get STUNNERED BY ROCKY! STUNNER!
JP: Now this is just insane! Somebody call security for God's sake!
Drew: And now Heo is still standing up on his feet even after that Stunner! But he's groggy, and as he slowly turns around, there's GRASS! WHO LIFTS HEO UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! AND THEN DOES A FIREMAN'S CARRY SLAM! OR SHOULD I SAY, THE DEGRASSITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!!!!!! IT CONNECTS! AND NOW HEO GOES ROLLING OUT THE RING, AND LAYING ON THE GROUND OUTSIDE, AS META GRABS THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT AND DROPS IT OVER HEO'S MOTIONLESS BODY!
JP: What a bunch of sore losers! Do they have any idea what they just did!? They're not gonna have a job by tomorrow afternoon now!
Drew: But wait, now Meta is getting out a microphone, it seems he has something to say here.
Meta: Well, it seems Heo has won the match, but not to fear, everyone. As the other day I went up to the Board of Directors and made a deal. And the deal I was able to make was that the "Winner takes over TDRPW" stipulation be dropped under ONE condition: That the TDRPW's ownership be split into one-fourths. Meaning the TDRPW will be owned and run by four different people. Heo is one of them, BUT, the other three are none other than ME, DegrassiFTW27, AND Rocky LXIX!
Drew: Woah! All four now own the company!?
Meta: But wait, wait, wait now. That's not it. You see, I'm gonna be active again in the Summer time, and our next PPV event is none other than TDRPW's SummerSlam '14. Sooooooooo, as the new co-owner of TDRPW, my first order of business, is to announce a match, it'll be a Triple Threat match: Heonzo100x, DegrassiFTW27, and Metanuki, for the TDRPW World Championship! At SummerSlam '14! You better believe it, baby! Wooooooooooo! I'll see you guys there!
(Meta then exits the ring and walks up the entrance ramp, but right as soon as he reaches the top of the stage area, Rocky gets a microphone and catches his attention)
Rocky: Now listen here, Meta. That World title match at SummerSlam, you might wanna prepare to fight another opponent that night, cus I'm making it a Fatal 4-Way, with me in it! Cus if there's anyone out there that deserves a title shot, it's me!
(Meta then stares down at Rocky from the stage before he puts a mic up to his mouth)
Meta: Rocky.............. You're on, brother! I'll see you at SummerSlam!
(Meta then smiles before finally exiting to the backstage area)
(Grass then exits the ring and places a t-shirt that says “Shiz World Order” on it right on top of Heo’s body, as he then exits the stadium)
Rocky: And this Summer, I'LL be walking out of SummerSlam '14 as the new TDRPW World Champion! And that's the bottom line, because-
Crowd: BECAUSE ROCKY SAID SO!
(Rocky then drops the mic and starts getting out some cans of beer as he starts celebrating in the ring as "Street Dreams" by Hollywood Undead starts playing)
Drew: Can you beleive it! Not only do all four of the TDRPW Admins now own and run the place, but we're gonna see some Fatal 4-Way action at SummerSlam!
JP: Bah, who cares!? Heo should be the only one who is the owner and now he has to share the power with these three bamboons! I mean talk about a screwjob!
Drew: Well, I wouldn't call it a screwjob so much, I mean, Heo is now the World champ. so that's an up for him atleast.
JP: Yeah well he never got the chance to celebrate because of those idiots, so yeah. Screw everyone AND the TDRPW! I'm out for the night!
(JP then takes off his headset as pyro and fireworks start to go off all over the stadium, as Rocky is seen still celebrating while having a beer bash, as Drew starts to close the show)
Drew: Well, it seems that Heo may have won the battle, but he certainly did not win the war here. Ladies and Gentlemen, I never wanted to have to say this, but as they say, all great things MUST come to an end. And so this is where it ends for us. What a fantastic and crazy night it's been here at TDRPW WrestleMania '14. And we hope to see you all next time for SummerSlam! I'm Drew Callaway, signing out now! Goodnight Everyone!
(The camera fades to black, as the TDRPW logo fades onto the screen for a few seconds, then fades out)
(End of show)