10:20 Heozaki ---EP 3 STARTS HERE--- (Chris' recap/intro) (theme) (Scallywag's seg) 10:20 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(jr) *shadow appears in the background*  (troll)

10:20 JRO123 do we need the segments 10:21 Heozaki

(tammy) We have lost during the battle, but we haven't lost the war

10:21 JRO123

(harold) man, im all bent out of shape today

10:21 Berryleaf isn't junior supposed to be eliminated 10:21 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) A war isn't truly over until all the pawns are gone

10:21 JRO123

(harold) my aching pelvis

10:21 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood it was a joke 10:21 Heozaki Dark's trolling 10:21 Dark Knight Rebirth for now you mean 10:22 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) So Gwen I've been thinking

oh shit gwen isn't being subbed 10:22 Heozaki Lmfao 10:22 JRO123

(gwen) ?

10:23 Heozaki Salty Scallywags - Harold, Heather, Gwen, Duncan, Tammy, Lindsay, Cody, Max 10:23 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) Do you want to go out maybe catch a movie scoop the loop B)

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(cody) Its going to be a little hard to sccop the loop on a ship tho :(

10:23 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) wait, what was that, cody?

10:23 Heozaki

(tammy) Heather, how will we go towards victory?

10:23 Dark Knight Rebirth read this 10:24 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) Do you want to go out maybe catch a movie scoop the loop B) @ gwen
(cody) Its going to be a little hard to sccop the loop on a ship tho :(

10:24 Pierzina

(heather) People will stop sucking at everything.
(heather) Kidding, wouldn't want to expect that much from them. *eyeroll*

10:24 Heozaki

(tammy) We will win Queen Heather!

10:25 JRO123

(harold) conf: yknow, i was kinda excited to maybe mingle with the ladies, show em my mad skills a bit. but idk, cody sort of has gwen covered, and i respect him. I think i probably have a shot with heather, tho, idk. we'll see B)

10:25 Heozaki (Dog's segway. Scallywags end here.) 10:25 JRO123

heo those are bad tbh

in the future do not continue w segments 10:25 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(taylor) It smells like ass in here gross *holds nose*

10:25 Heozaki

(jo) Well this is the victor's area now
(jo) I made us proud

10:26 JRO123

(dwayne) *sighs* without junior here, i feel empty

10:26 Heozaki

(jo) I mean us

10:26 JRO123

(dwayne) this must be what itll be like when he goes off to college
(dwayne) except less sharks

10:26 Heozaki

(jo) Shut up you old bag of bones

10:26 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(taylor) *smells the air* *walks around* *smells dwayne*

10:26 JRO123

(dwayne) alright, jo, come on now

10:26 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) At least he didn't get to see the true dangers of the world

10:27 Heozaki

(jo) Man up

10:27 JRO123

(dwayne) you dont have to like me, but i think i deserve to be treated with a little respect.

10:27 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood (talyor) *looks disgusted* Gross is that you when's the last time you took a shower Dwaynnne *holds nose* 10:27 Heozaki

(jo) No, you're under the bugs crawling around here

10:27 JRO123

(dwayne) you're not a parent, you wouldnt understand how this kind of thing feels.

10:27 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

  • (taylor)

10:27 JRO123

(dwayne) well, when you're old like me, stressful situations really make you sweat
(dwayne) you should've seen me in high school!

10:28 Berryleaf

(bridgette) Could you try deoderant?

10:28 JRO123

(dwayne) i am wearing deodorant... :(

10:28 Heozaki

(jo) Whatever

10:28 JRO123

(dwayne) DJ MY HOMEDOG

10:28 Heozaki

(chris) *in an Indiana Jones costume* It's time campers!

10:28 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) Stop trying so hard
(scott) Oh god.

10:29 JRO123

(dwayne) why whatever do you mean

10:29 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(taylor) Yeah, or atleast use like soap when you're taking a like shower *does a exstarggered gross out face*

10:29 Heozaki

(chris) After the chaos of our first two episodes, I've decided to give you guys a break

10:29 JRO123

(dwayne) hey, i love that movie! right on, Chris! you and me, we're on the level!

10:29 Pierzina

(tom) Ew, that get up should be considered a war crime.

10:29 JRO123

(chef) *face palms*

10:29 Heozaki

(chris) Today, we will be adventuring off to the jungle!

10:30 JRO123

(chef) shoulda let me host again >.>

10:30 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) *conf* why is cody trying to flirt with me, again?

10:30 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) Nobody wants that, Chef!

10:30 JRO123

(harold) hope we're not headed to a densely forested area, because I am very sensitive to insect bites
(harold) very prone to infection

10:31 Heozaki

(chris) Well not really the Jungle, just some temple we found in the Amazon rain forest

10:31 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) So Gwen yes or no

10:31 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) We're not gonna get killed are we?

10:31 JRO123

(harold) oh, thats fun

10:31 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) We don't need another....accident.

10:31 JRO123

(harold) man we've been on this boat a while, havent we

10:31 Berryleaf

(bridgette) What do you mean?

10:31 JRO123

(harold) we're already in south america, thats crazy

10:31 Berryleaf

(bridgette) That was a bit ominous Zoey. :/

10:32 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) the amazon..again?

10:32 Heozaki

(chris) Chef is currently getting us to land, but once he stops, you guys must race to the temple using these maps that I may or may not have messed with

10:33 JRO123

(chef) my challenge was better >.>

10:33 Heozaki

(chris) Once you guys get here, you will be retrieving something for me in the temple

10:33 Berryleaf

(Duncan) How are they supposed to help us if you screwed them up?

10:33 JRO123

(harold) yeah what gives

10:33 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) Ughhh maps are always so confusing - we don't need you tampering with them to add on

10:33 Heozaki

(chris) Well, the forest will guide you there or something, you guys figure it out

10:33 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) I say we use Harold as bait again

10:33 JRO123

(harold) :|

10:33 Heozaki

(chris) Chef will be landing in 5....
(chris) 4....
(chris) 3...
(chris) 2....
(chris) 1...
(Chris) GO!

10:34 JRO123

(chef) *boat crashes into shore*
(chef) aw crud

10:34 Heozaki Yes, this first part is vague, I'll be revealing the rest of the details when you guys get to the temple 10:34 JRO123

(harold)  (dwayne) *runs*

10:34 Heozaki

(jo) *runs*

10:35 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) *runs*

10:35 Heozaki

(tammy) *follows Heather*

10:35 JRO123

(taylor) *runs*

10:35 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) *runs*
(zoey) *runs*

10:35 JRO123

(junior) *runs*

10:35 ShroomstagramUser

  • gwen) *runs*

10:35 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(taylor) *runs*
(cody) *jogs*

10:36 Heozaki

(jo) Let's get it down team

10:36 JRO123

(mike) *runs*

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(dj) *runs*

10:36 Berryleaf

(bridgette) *runs*

10:36 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) *conf* I;m never going to have luck with any girls if I don't show my leadership qualities!

10:36 JRO123

(harold) so we should be coming up on that forest soon

10:36 Berryleaf

(duncan) *runs*

10:36 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) *weakly* Uh team

10:37 Heozaki (The sounds of the forest start getting closer and closer) 10:37 JRO123

(dwayne) *getting winded*

10:37 Berryleaf

(duncan) What do you want?

10:37 JRO123

(dwayne) whew, this is alot of running huh

10:37 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) Keep up the pace!

10:37 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) I think I hear it

10:37 JRO123

(harold) nice, Gwen
(harold) B)

10:37 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) Instead of taking the long way to the temple I elect we cross this river on the map as a short cut

10:38 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) Hopefully we don't activate a trap

10:38 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) *conf* So I'm not the best at reading maps but honestly the river idea sounded better then just running around

10:38 Berryleaf

(Duncan) Fine, but if this makes us lose, it's your neck on the line. Don't think I forgot that last challenge.

10:38 JRO123

(harold) conf: yeah, yknow, as i mentioned earlier, i'm slightly attracted to gwen. Lowkey, obviously. She's Cody's girl tho, it would be wrong of me to impede on his progress. feel a little bad for him tho.

10:38 Heozaki (The roar of jaguars can be heard from a distance as the contestants make it to the forest areas) 10:38 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) great B)

10:38 Berryleaf

(bridgette) Hey Jo!

10:39 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) follow me

10:39 JRO123

(dwayne) y-y-y-y-y-y-yikes! what was THAT

10:39 Heozaki

(jo) What's up pipsqueak?

10:39 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) *runs to the river*

10:39 Heozaki

(jo) It was nothing, you're probably hearing things old man

10:39 Berryleaf

(bridgette) You look really nice today, girl!

10:39 Heozaki

(jo) *running* I think we're getting to the area, hurry!
(jo) Uh...thanks?
(jo) Conf: What in the world was that?

10:39 JRO123

(harold) *follows Kody* way to take charge, man.

10:39 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) No problem. :)

10:40 Pierzina

(heather) Okay team, we need to make a game plan.

10:40 JRO123

(harold) pretty cool of him, huh gwen

10:40 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) *hears the ruffling of bushes* Uhhh, we should move quicker

10:40 JRO123

(harold) ye we are following cody

10:40 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) *at river* Hey guys look a bridge across the river

10:40 JRO123

(harold) hes kinda killing it ngl B)

10:40 Heozaki

(chris) *waiting* What's taking them so long?

10:40 JRO123

(harold) atta boi
(chef) BOI youre the one who sent them on this long ass challenge, dont ask me

10:40 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) *follows cody*

Mariapammer3317 has left the building. 10:40 Heozaki

(jo) I see something over there!

10:41 Berryleaf

(bridgette) CONF: I've noticed Jo feels a little detached from people on the team which I think is why she comes off as so abrasive. So I figured softening her up is the best way to get to know what she's like under all that brash attitude and ratty sweatwear.

10:41 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) Come on team Wow this was a piece of ca- *bird lands on bridge and it collapses* *gulp* Anyone have a plan B to crossd the river

10:41 JRO123

(dwayne) *follows jo*

10:41 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) *follows Jo*

10:41 Heozaki

(jo) I think we're almost there, where's the other team though?

10:41 Berryleaf

(Duncan) That's just great man.
(duncan) Thanks for wasting our time!

10:41 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) *conf* So I would've killed my team but I tried

10:41 Berryleaf

(DUNCAN) >:(

10:41 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) We could use him to cross

10:41 Heozaki Salty Scallywags - Harold, Heather, Gwen, Duncan, Tammy, Lindsay, Cody, Max Scurvy Dogs - Scott, Dwayne, Zoey, DJ, Jo, Bridgette, Tom, Taylor 10:41 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) *nervously* We can just swim across

10:42 Berryleaf

(Duncan) I like your thinking. Grab his legs for me.

10:42 JRO123

(dwayne) conf: im no spring chicken, but I can be quite crafty when I want to be, and I know a threat when i see one. This man joe is clearly the mvp of this team, and he's partially responsible for junior leaving. I'm not about to forget that

10:42 Berryleaf

(duncan) *hoists Cody up with Max's assistance*

10:42 JRO123

(harold) hey, just a minor inconvenience

10:42 Berryleaf

(duncan) 1....2.....3! *tosses Cody in the river*

10:42 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) Sorry Cody, this is for the team

10:42 Heozaki

(jo) There it is! Hurry team!
(jo) *running*

10:42 JRO123

(harold) *offers to help heather up* m'lady B)

10:42 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) AWWW *hits the water and sinks to the bottom*

10:42 Pierzina

(heather) Thanks..

10:43 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) .....
(max) Should we leave him?

10:43 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) *rises to the top and stands up* Guys this water only goes up to our knees

10:43 Pierzina

(heather) [CONF: Don't get me wrong, Harold's a loser. But he's a loser who wants to help me, so I can't complain.

10:43 Berryleaf

(duncan) Uhhh
(duncan) I totally knew that.

10:43 Heozaki

(jo) *makes it to Chris*

10:43 JRO123

(harold) *wades across*
(harold) see, its all going great B)

10:43 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) Come on guys we're almost to chris *runs*

10:44 JRO123

(harold) way to lead, my dude (clap)

10:44 Heozaki

(jo) Where's the rest of the team?!

10:44 JRO123

(dwayne) uh, right here

10:44 Heozaki

(jo) Not you, you're irrelevant anyway

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(max) *runs*

10:44 JRO123

(dwayne) :O

10:44 Berryleaf

(bridgette) *catches up to Jo and Dwayne*

10:44 JRO123

(dwayne) yknow, jo, i think we've gotten off on the wrong foot

10:44 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) *reaches chris*

DegrassiFTW27 has entered TDRPW Headquarters. 10:44 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) Sorry I...saw a squirrel and kinda panicked...heh...

10:45 JRO123

(dwayne) i have to say, you were very impressive in that last challenge

10:45 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) Excellent work minion, you will benefit greatly in the future

10:45 Heozaki

(tammy) *makes it to Chris*

10:45 JRO123

(dwayne) sure did a number on that crab!

10:45 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) *catches up, breathing heavily*

10:45 JRO123

(harold) *reaches chrisisisi*

10:45 Heozaki

(jo) Yeah sure whatever

10:45 JRO123

(dwayne) :D

10:45 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) *catches up because reasons*

10:45 Berryleaf

(duncan) *follows the rest of his team across the river*

10:45 Pierzina

(heather) *keeping up with her team*

10:45 JRO123

(dwayne) hey zoey

10:45 Heozaki

(chris) Alright, it appears to me that the Dogs got here first!

10:45 Pierzina

(tom) *catches up because reasons as well*

10:46 JRO123

(harold) uh...
(harold) sure, we'll go with that

10:46 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) hey

10:46 JRO123

(harold) feel like cody was here first

10:46 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) he probably was

10:46 JRO123

(dwayne) *smiles for an uncomfortably long time at zoey* WHATS UP

10:46 Heozaki

(chris) For getting here first, they will get a minute head start in the second part of the challenge

10:47 JRO123

(chef) *exhausted from having carried chris this whole way*

10:47 Heozaki

(chris) So, now that you're all here at the temple, I need you guys to do something for me

10:47 JRO123

(chef) this is like nam all over again...

10:47 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) I'm good

10:47 JRO123

(dwayne) :DDDDDDDDD
(dwayne) whats that chris

10:47 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) Are you alright?

10:48 JRO123

(dwayne) conf: I gotta say, I'm really jamming it up with these alliances! I've got this team wrapped around my little finger, this is a snap! you hear that, junior?!!?! DADDY ISNT A FRAUD

10:48 Heozaki

(chris) There are two gold artifacts at the end of each entrance of the template. Each one is filled with traps and possible ways of dying. Your jobs are to get me the artifacts in one piece

10:48 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) *talking to zoey* that dwayne dude doesn't look right

10:48 JRO123

(dwayne) yes. you look nice today :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(dwayne) DJ MY HOMEDOG

10:49 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) Um thank you? *to Dj* Yeah, I think he's gone a bit crazy.....

10:49 Heozaki

(chris) Be sure to not lose any of your team members either, because you must have your FULL team present when giving me the artifact

10:49 JRO123

(dwayne) how's it hanging, my man?!?!!?!

10:49 Heozaki

(chris) Are there any questions?

10:49 JRO123

(dwayne) conf: juniororowroorowoeoejcf'ermnvijrtnvjuehrtbvhurebfnr *is going crazy while chewing on a broom*

10:49 Heozaki

(chris) I didn't think so
(chris) GO!!!!

10:49 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) uh...yo

10:50 JRO123

(harold) *has to wait around for one minute*

10:50 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) Ok so everyone stay close I guess

10:50 JRO123

(dwayne) *starts to head in* roger that, PAL

10:50 Berryleaf

(bridgette) Good plan Scott. We can't exactly afford to lose anyone right now

10:50 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) Sure
(gwen) we can't afford to loose anyone

10:50 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) Alright then

10:50 Berryleaf

(taylor) I wouldn't mind losing a few of you.
(taylor) What? Just saying.

10:51 Heozaki (Once entering the area, there are swinging guillotines keeping them from advancing.)

(jo) Of course

10:51 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) Ok guys we should probably ask tammy about this because she is straight out of a LOZ game

10:51 JRO123

(dwayne) hey now, that isnt nice

10:51 Berryleaf

(duncan) Alright. This is my kind of challenge.

10:51 JRO123

(harold) good idea. What say you, Tammy

10:51 Heozaki

(tammy) Uhhh, we must get extra HP if we hit the guillotines

10:52 DegrassiFTW27 (scotty) So guillotines. Dwayne you're the adult here, check the path for safety.

(scott) *

10:52 JRO123

(dwayne) *gulp*

10:52 Heozaki

(jo) Yeah Dwayne, let's see what you can do

10:52 JRO123

(dwayne) uh, sure thing

10:52 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) GOOD LUCK

10:52 Berryleaf

(bridgette) Are you sure we shouldn't send someone more...athletic in?

10:52 JRO123

(dwayne) *tosses a stone ahead onto the path nervously*

10:52 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) why, chris? why?!

10:53 JRO123

  • a thousand spikes and flames come out of the ground*

10:53 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) Hmm that didn't help as much as i thought it would

10:53 JRO123

(dwayne) EEEEK

10:53 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) He couldn't even wait 2 episodes

10:53 Heozaki

(tammy) AHHHHHHHH!!! *runs into the path and manages to pass a few but is almost cut by one*

10:53 JRO123

(dwayne) i think we'd better find a different path, idk how we're supposed to navigate this

10:53 Heozaki

(tammy) My extra stoppage ability saved me there

10:53 JRO123

(harold) woah, way to go tammy

10:54 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) Wow........

10:54 Heozaki

(tammy) Now join me
(jo) *shoves Dwayne into the path*

10:54 JRO123

(harold) conf: gotta admit, didnt think she had it in her. thats pretty cool, not gonna lie. I might even be slightly attracted to her. Uh, but dont tell anybody. It's just an objective thing >.>

10:54 Heozaki

(jo) Well let's go

10:54 JRO123

(dwayne) AAAAAAH *gets burned up and impaled*
(dwayne) OH THE PAIN

10:55 Heozaki

(jo) OH.

10:55 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) is he alright?

10:55 Heozaki

(jo) Well someone carry him

10:55 JRO123


10:55 Heozaki

(jo) Let's go

10:55 JRO123


10:55 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) See, told you we had to check!

10:55 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) I'll do it *carries the crazy dad*

10:55 JRO123

(dwayne) dj, my homedog!
(dwayne) *passes out*

10:55 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) *runs across and somehow doesn't get cut*

10:55 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) Thanks DJ. You're a trooper

10:55 Heozaki

(jo) Well we gotta keep running or we're getting cut *runs*

10:56 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) *runs but almost gets cut* AAGH

10:56 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) Hey it actually worked

10:56 Berryleaf

(duncan) I'm sure Gwen knows a lot about getting cut.

10:56 JRO123

(harold) *runs through*

10:56 Heozaki

(tammy) Good job Cody!

10:56 JRO123

(harold) DUDE DUNCAN

10:56 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) cut it, duncan

10:56 JRO123

(harold) not cool smh
(harold) thats no way to talk to a lady ;)

10:56 Heozaki

(cody) You're a level two runner at least

10:56 Berryleaf

(duncan) I'm just saying

10:56 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) anytime, bridge!

10:56 Berryleaf

(bridgette) *trips DJ*

10:57 Heozaki

  • (tammy)

10:57 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) This is why we broke up

10:57 JRO123

(harold) yeah figures
(harold) *continues down the path*

10:57 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) Thanks tammy I try *sticks chest out*

10:57 Heozaki

(jo) I made it!

10:57 Berryleaf

(duncan) What? Come on, what did I do?

10:57 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) *runs then gets burned and cut*

10:57 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) *conf* among several other reasons, some of which I won;t mention on television

10:57 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood max is dead 10:57 JRO123 lmao did bridge trip dj 10:57 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) Everything, Duncan, Everything

no 10:58 JRO123

(harold) smh duncan

10:58 Heozaki

(jo) Hurry up!

10:58 Berryleaf

(duncan) CONF: Gwen...I know she's just playing hard to get right now. She'll come around eventually...I mean she has to, right?

10:58 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) *crawling through*

10:59 Heozaki (The contestants who have made it are now shown a plain path, where everything looks normal) 10:59 JRO123

(harold) conf: Man, why do jerks like Duncan always get the girls, and r/niceguys like me always get met with loneliness and rejection. its not fair bro ;(

10:59 DegrassiFTW27 harold an incel bah gawd 10:59 JRO123

(harold) hey, this looks normal

(dwayne 10:59 Heozaki

(jo) No big deal, it's all- *steps on a tile and gets electrocuted*

10:59 Dark Knight Rebirth lmao grass 10:59 Heozaki

(jo) Good.

10:59 Dark Knight Rebirth I thought I was the only one here who knew what that meant 10:59 JRO123

(dwayne) LOL
(dwayne) i mean

10:59 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) Jo? Are you alright?

10:59 JRO123

(dwayne) oh no

10:59 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) HA

11:00 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) Are you ok Jo?

11:00 Heozaki

(jo) I'm...well-done

11:00 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) That doesn't look alright. I can carry two people

11:00 Dark Knight Rebirth

  • ba dum tss*

11:00 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) *bumps Zoey into another tile*

11:00 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) if you need some assistance

11:00 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) *falls through the floor*

Pierzina has left the building. 11:00 Heozaki

(jo) Eh..I'm fine, I'm good *knocks out*

11:00 JRO123

(dwayne) oh no, zoey!

11:00 Berryleaf

(bridgette) Uh oh.

11:00 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood (xody) hmmm

(cody) *

11:00 JRO123

(dwayne) howd that happen

11:01 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) *yells down* I didn't mean to! I'm SORRRRYYYY!!

11:01 Heozaki RIP Zoey 11:01 JRO123

(dwayne) conf: "didnt mean to".... hmmmmm....IM NOT SO SURE B(

11:01 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) do people actually die

11:01 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) I'm ok

11:01 JRO123

(dwayne) well, half of the team is pretty much dead

11:01 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) in this?

11:01 Heozaki

(tammy) We gotta throw people over here

11:01 JRO123

(dwayne) this isnt good

11:01 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) But the spikes here aren't

11:01 JRO123

(harold) yeah

11:01 Heozaki

(tammy) This isn't safe

11:01 JRO123

(harold) i feel like we should maybe just take the L on this one?

11:02 Heozaki

(tammy) Zelda dungeons have taught me better

11:02 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) *crawls onto a tile then a pillar falls on him*

11:02 JRO123

(harold) maybe theres some kind of pattern to the tiles that are rigged

11:02 Heozaki

(tammy) Oh I know!

11:02 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) or maybe they're all rigged and Chris wants to kill us

11:02 JRO123 lel max is ded 11:02 Heozaki

(tammy) *grabs some rocks off her bag and starts throwing them*

11:02 JRO123

(harold) yeah thats probably it ngl

11:02 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood lmao heo i was about to do the same thing 11:02 Heozaki

(tammy) Let's go!

Pierzina has entered TDRPW Headquarters. 11:02 JRO123

(harold) GENIUS

11:03 Pierzina (i got laggd out)

(heather) Good job, Tammy! Keep going. KEEP GOING ALREADY!

11:03 JRO123

(harold) conf: man, tammy is my girl, i think im in love. I mean, i still prefer heather and gwen but tammy aint half bad. girl knows how to get work done.

11:03 Heozaki

(tammy) *runs*

11:03 JRO123

(harold) I LOVE YOU

11:04 Pierzina

(heather) *looks at Harold disgusted* Ew. Nerd love... they're gonna start multiplying. Gross.

11:04 JRO123

(dwayne) well're the only one left who'se in good shape
(harold) uh, i mean

11:04 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) ...............................................................

11:04 Berryleaf

(bridgette) What do I do?

11:04 Heozaki

(jo) I can..I can....ouch

11:04 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) Looks like we have the advantage

11:04 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) Can someone reach for me?

11:04 JRO123

(harold) I LOVE YOUr contributions to the team
(harold) not like literally love you

11:04 Heozaki

(tammy) Yay!
(tammy) Let's get to victory!

11:05 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) Thanks Harold oh uh you were talking to Tammy uh my bad

11:05 JRO123

(harold) conf: well, i mightve blown it with heather. man, am i gonna vent about this on reddit

11:05 Berryleaf

(bridgette) *reaches down to help Zoey up*

11:05 JRO123

(harold) *follows tammy triumphant* lets go, she cleared the path i guess
(harold) she flipped the switch and deactivated the traps let's go with that yeah

11:05 Berryleaf . 11:06 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) Thanks Bridgette *grabs*

11:06 JRO123 idek 11:06 Berryleaf

(bridgette) I'm SO sorry about knocking you down earlier.

11:06 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) *to Cody* I thought Harold liked Leshawna?

11:06 Heozaki (The artifact can now be seen by the Scallywags) 11:06 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) Don't worry, it was an accident

11:06 Pierzina

(heather) Just hurry up already. My legs are long and NOT meant to carry the weight of all you losers.

11:06 Heozaki

(jo) Are we there yet?

11:06 JRO123

(harold) conf: *sadly looking at leshawna's social media feed* oh, leshawna...why did it have to go this way ;(

11:07 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) *hand touches another tile and it explodes*

11:07 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) Almost! We can still do this!

11:07 JRO123

(harold) hey, theres the artifact

11:07 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) And yeah..

11:07 JRO123

(harold) tbh this is probably rigged too

11:07 Heozaki


11:07 JRO123

(harold) if this is anything like the movie we'll probably take it and a giant boulder will come after us

11:07 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) CONF: I feel really bad about knocking Zoey into the pit earlier but it was a TOTAL accident. I hope she's not too mad at me for this.

11:07 JRO123

(harold) but whatever *grabs it*

11:07 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) we need this artifiact

11:08 JRO123

(harold) I have grabbed it

11:08 Berryleaf

(duncan) Wow. Nice job.

11:08 JRO123

(harold) so now we just gotta bring it back to chris i guess

11:08 Berryleaf

(duncan) But it looks like that boulder is about to grab you.

11:08 JRO123

(harold) :O

11:08 Berryleaf

(duncan) *points*

11:08 Heozaki (Once Harold grabs it, a big boulder begins to roll down) 11:08 JRO123

(harold) *runs* GAAAAAAAAAAAAH

11:08 Berryleaf

(duncan) Let's get out of here!

11:08 JRO123

(harold) I KNEW IT
(harold) *running 4 his life*

11:09 Berryleaf

(duncan) *runs away*

11:09 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) *gets crushed by boulder*

11:09 JRO123 lmao max getting fucked up 11:09 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) why a giant boulder!

11:09 Heozaki (Out of nowhere, more balls begin to drop, breaking parts of the floor) 11:09 JRO123 Donkey: That is a NICE boulder 11:09 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) Gwen I honestly don't know who Harold likes

11:09 Dark Knight Rebirth tee hee balls dropping 11:09 Heozaki

(jo) Where are we?!

11:09 JRO123

(dwayne) YIKES
(dwayne) Dj, run for our lives!

11:10 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) *running for her life*

11:10 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) neither do I, Cody,,neither do I

11:10 JRO123

(dwayne) *crawling for his life*

11:10 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) *carries dwayne while running*

11:10 Heozaki

(jo) *runs*

11:10 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) *Runs*

11:10 JRO123

(harold) *runs*

11:10 Heozaki


11:11 JRO123

(harold) *carrying artifact* I CAN SEE THE EXIT!

11:11 Heozaki

(chris) I wonder who'll bring it to me first

11:11 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) let's go, Harold!


(harold) *sprints for the exit and dives out into the outdoors at chris's feet*

11:11 Pierzina

(heather) *screaming as she runs*

11:11 JRO123

(harold) *pukes*

11:11 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) *trips Harold*

11:11 Pierzina

(tom) *running* Not the hair!

11:11 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) *boulder continues with him offscreen*

11:11 Heozaki

(jo) *barely makes it outside* WHO HAS THE ARTIFACT?!

11:12 JRO123

(harold) here I have the artifact

11:12 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) HE DOES

11:12 JRO123

(harold) aching stomach, my insides are on fire

11:12 Heozaki

(chris) Well, darn

11:12 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) Nice one!

11:12 JRO123

(chef) damn, people getting wrecked in this challenge

11:12 Heozaki

(chris) It seems like Harold brought the artifact first

11:12 JRO123

(dwayne) *is outside with DJ*

11:13 Heozaki

(chris) Is his whole team here? Yes

11:13 JRO123

(dwayne) I cant feel my legs

11:13 Heozaki

(chris) The winners by a definitive margin...

11:13 Berryleaf

(Duncan) So we win?

11:13 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) sit down, man. You need the rest.

11:13 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) Neither can I

11:13 Heozaki


11:13 Berryleaf

(Duncan) OH YEAH!

11:13 Pierzina


11:13 JRO123

(harold) yessss...

11:13 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) I can't feel anything..

11:13 Pierzina

(heather) You guys are welcome.

11:13 Berryleaf

(duncan) *high fives Harold*

11:13 ShroomstagramUser

(gwen) Yes! *hugs Cody for a couple seconds*

11:14 Pierzina

(heather) Without my encouragement, you guys would've been destined for failure.

11:14 JRO123

(harold) *high fives duncan back* ...:D

11:14 Berryleaf

(duncan) *blinks* That never happened.

11:14 JRO123

(harold) :(

11:14 Berryleaf

(duncan) *walks away*

11:14 Pierzina

(heather) *puts hand on Harold's shoulder* Don't worry, he'll come around.

11:14 Berryleaf

(taylor) UGH this is just great.

11:14 Heozaki

(chris) Dogs, one of you is walking the plank

ToasterSnifferBreadisGood has left the building. 11:14 Berryleaf

(taylor) You guys can't do anything right!

11:14 JRO123

(harold) yeah, its no biggie

ToasterSnifferBreadisGood has entered TDRPW Headquarters. 11:15 JRO123

(harold) *notices heather's hand on his shoulder*

11:15 Heozaki

(chris) I'll have the voting booths available soon

11:15 Pierzina

(heather) [CONF: I don't care about Harold OR Duncan but I need to solidify Harold on my side for the next time we go to elimination and make sure no one tries to get slick.

11:15 JRO123

(chef) *peels max off of the boulder*

11:15 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) *barely conscious*

11:15 JRO123

(chef) *puts band aid on max and kisses him*
(chef) all better

11:16 Pierzina

(tom) Ugh, great. We lost. Lame.

11:16 Dark Knight Rebirth

(max) Just like mom *falls down*

11:16 Heozaki VOTE Pls 11:17 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) This really sucks.

11:17 Heozaki

(jo) I'm disappointed

11:17 Pierzina

(tom) But not surprised.

11:17 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) Does anyone have any idea who should go home?

11:17 JRO123

(dwayne) and im injured.

11:17 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood

(cody) *conf* See Leadership always is attractive to ladies B)

11:17 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) Maybe we'll get it next time.

11:18 Heozaki

(jo) We better

11:18 Berryleaf

(bridgette) CONF: Once again we lost the challenge...and I'm just PRAYING my name doesn't come up again tonight.

11:18 Pierzina

(tom) DJ, I bet it's really tough for you.

11:18 JRO123

(dwayne) well, i think we all kind of dropped the ball on this one

11:18 Pierzina

(tom) You know.
(tom) Because you're away from your mom.

11:18 JRO123

(dwayne) I, for example, am heavily crippled for the time being

11:18 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) I miss Mama. But, I'm continuing on for her!

11:19 Heozaki Has everyone voted? 11:19 Pierzina

(tom) Are you sure you can do it.. like..

11:19 JRO123

(dwayne) what a trooper

11:19 Pierzina

(tom) What if she's dying right now.

11:19 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) *conf* Dwayne's actions are morally questionable.

11:19 Pierzina

(tom) You'd never know.

11:19 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) *gasps*

11:19 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) She was doing fine when I left..

11:19 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) Geez, gotta get the guy worried like that?

11:19 Heozaki I'm missing DJ's vote 11:20 JRO123

(dwayne) conf: look, dont get the wrong idea with who im voting, alright?! they probably had something to do with junior, thats the only reason, i swear. DO NOT GET THE WRONG IDEA

11:20 Pierzina

(tom) I'm just saying. [CONF: I'm trying to stir things up and keep the show interesting but GOSH everyone is so basic and boring and bland.]

11:20 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) *conf* ya know, why's tom gotta worry me like that?

11:20 Berryleaf

(Bridgette) *looks uneasy*

11:21 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) So Dwayne, how are you feeling compared to earlier?

11:21 Heozaki

(chris) And the votes are in!

11:21 JRO123

(dwayne) about the same, i think i might have internal bleeding
(dwayne) but i appreciate your concern, it means alot

11:21 Heozaki

(chris) Dogs, meet me at our elimination ceremony

11:21 JRO123

(dwayne) *Crawls over there*

11:22 Heozaki

(jo) Ugh...

11:22 JRO123

(chef) damn ppl getting iced in this challenge

DegrassiFTW27 has left the building. 11:22 Heozaki

(chris) You guys sucked
(chris) It wasn't even close

11:22 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) If you need someone to talk to, I'm here at anytime

11:22 Pierzina

(tom) I mean, sugarcoat it I guess...

11:22 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) *walks over there* *conf* Again, I only voted Dwayne out of moral obligation. He's weird.

11:23 Pierzina i'm dj and dwayne having race wars for no reason DegrassiFTW27 has entered TDRPW Headquarters. 11:23 Heozaki

(chris) However, maybe your team will suck a little less after an elimination

11:23 ShroomstagramUser Dwayne trying so desperately to be progressive. 11:23 DegrassiFTW27

(scott) Yeah. Maybe.

11:23 JRO123

(chef) get on with the fishes

11:23 Heozaki

(chris) As usual, I will be tossing raw fish for dinner to those who are safe

11:24 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) we can cook them, right?

11:24 Heozaki

(chris) The following people are safe, yes DJ:
(chris) Scott
(chris) *tosses fish*
(chris) Zoey

11:25 Pierzina

(tom) My diet is strictly no-meat unless it's man meat so I'll pass on fish.

11:25 Dark Knight Rebirth

(zoey) *catches*

11:25 Heozaki

(chris) Jo

11:25 Dark Knight Rebirth "man meat" that made me laugh harder than it should have 11:25 Heozaki

(jo) They know better *smiles*

11:25 JRO123 lmao 11:25 Heozaki

(chris) Bridgette

11:25 ShroomstagramUser Man Meat 11:25 Heozaki

(chris) Tom

11:25 Berryleaf

(bridgette) *catches her fish*

11:25 Heozaki

(chris) anddddd.....Taylor!

11:25 Pierzina

(tom) Yas queen.

11:26 JRO123

(taylor) um, finally. >.>

11:26 Heozaki

(chris) DJ and Dwayne

11:26 JRO123

(dwayne) *gulps*

11:26 Heozaki

(chris) The men from two different world

s 11:26 JRO123

(dwayne) CHRIS

11:26 Heozaki

(chris) Vanilla and chocolate

11:26 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) *stares at the fish*

11:26 JRO123

(dwayne) why do you have to use labels like that smh

11:26 Dark Knight Rebirth lmao 11:26 JRO123

(dwayne) not very progressive!

11:26 ShroomstagramUser OMFG, vanilla and chocolate 11:26 Dark Knight Rebirth yin and yang 11:26 Heozaki

(chris) One of you will make it to the next challenge

11:26 Dark Knight Rebirth cops and robbers 11:26 Heozaki

(chris) The other won't

11:26 JRO123

(chef) did this man just say vanilla and chocolate...

11:27 ToasterSnifferBreadisGood jfc dark lmao 11:27 Heozaki

(chris) And the person who is safe is........
(chris) ........
(chris) ............
(chris) ..............

11:27 Dark Knight Rebirth

(chris) DJ

11:27 Heozaki

(chris) Dwayne!

11:27 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) yes

11:27 JRO123

(dwayne) :WHEW:

11:27 Dark Knight Rebirth lmao 11:27 Heozaki

(chris) DJ, you're gone!

11:27 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) Wait

11:27 Heozaki

(chris) To the plank ye go

11:28 Pierzina

(tom) Sorry, DJ. Send your mother my evermost graces. :~)

DegrassiFTW27 has left the building. 11:28 ShroomstagramUser You said the one who's safe tonight and replied DJ right afterwards 11:28 Heozaki Oh crap 11:28 JRO123 that was dark 11:28 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) Oh...ok then...

11:28 Heozaki I'm so sorry lmao 11:28 Dark Knight Rebirth that was me 11:28 Heozaki Dark threw me off Lmfao 11:29 ShroomstagramUser Dark, dammit 11:29 Heozaki

(chris) Say hi to the animals underneath

11:29 Berryleaf

(bridgette) Sorry DJ. I hope you mom gets better!

11:29 JRO123

(dwayne) mad respect dj

DegrassiFTW27 has entered TDRPW Headquarters. 11:29 Heozaki

(chris) Toss em Chef

11:29 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) See ya soon, Ma!

11:29 JRO123

(dwayne) thats what the kids say right

11:29 ShroomstagramUser

(dj) thanks, bridge

11:29 Dark Knight Rebirth the sharks get to have dark meat tonight 11:29 JRO123

(chef) sorry, son, better luck next time. *sees him off the plank*

11:29 Heozaki

(chris) Another one gone, 15 more to handle. How will I keep my sanity and will Dwayne stop being racist? Find out next time on....
(chris) TOTAL
(chris) DRAMA

11:30 Dark Knight Rebirth

(chris) ORGY

11:30 Heozaki


---EP END--- 11:30 Dark Knight Rebirth good ep 11:30 ShroomstagramUser I'm big tiddy goth girl, now