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Heo - Today at 10:30 PM -Start-

chris~1: (gives intro)

@TD7S Cast GO - Today at 10:30 PM Wait I’m Lindsay right jro - Today at 10:30 PM si Clark Goof - Today at 10:30 PM

max: first

GO - Today at 10:30 PM Hell yea jro - Today at 10:30 PM

harold: gee, it sure is BORING around here

Clark Goof - Today at 10:30 PM lmao jro - Today at 10:30 PM

harold: I wonder what ganon is up to

Noah - Today at 10:30 PM fuck you GO - Today at 10:30 PM

lindsay~1: can we play shuffleboard?

toast - Today at 10:30 PM

harold; I know

Heo - Today at 10:30 PM

jo: gives harold a wedgie(edited)

Clark Goof - Today at 10:31 PM

max: Nice of the princess to invite over for dinner eh Harold?

toast - Today at 10:31 PM who tf is gwen jro - Today at 10:31 PM

harold: sure thing, lindsay B) let me show u the ropes

Heo - Today at 10:31 PM Anti GO - Today at 10:31 PM

lindsay~1: there’s ropes?

Heo - Today at 10:31 PM

chris~1: Alright, so we're on our way to a secret location, but it might take us a bit
chris~1: However, there's been a storm brewing towards our current path

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:32 PM

scott: sitting in a chair, carving out a piece of wood How long? We've been on the ship for days now!(edited)

Clark Goof - Today at 10:32 PM

zoey: crying because her only chances at having actual development died

jro - Today at 10:32 PM

harold: conf finally, my virgin rage can be quelled. Yknow the rational part of me suggests lindsay might have alterior motives, but the lower part of me doesnt care :thinking:

Clark Goof - Today at 10:32 PM jk Heo - Today at 10:32 PM

chris~1: So I'd recommend you guys to hold on to the boat

jro - Today at 10:32 PM

harold: stick with me for this one, linds, i got ya B)

Heo - Today at 10:32 PM (The waves make the boat rocky, moving the contestants around) toast - Today at 10:32 PM

cody: grb\abs onto lindsay's boobs

jro - Today at 10:33 PM

harold: GAAAAAH GOSH crashes into railing

Clark Goof - Today at 10:33 PM

max: holds onto side

Heo - Today at 10:33 PM

jo: What the?

jro - Today at 10:33 PM

harold: holds on

Clark Goof - Today at 10:33 PM

zoey: WYU- WOAH!

GO - Today at 10:33 PM

lindsay~1: sure thing holds onto Harold

jro - Today at 10:33 PM

harold: :WHEW:

vanilla - Today at 10:33 PM

duncan~1: Whoa!

toast - Today at 10:33 PM fuck off with :whew: vanilla - Today at 10:33 PM

duncan~1: spills his drink all over Harold

GO - Today at 10:33 PM

lindsay~1: this is fun!

vanilla - Today at 10:33 PM

duncan~1: ruins harold's shirt

Heo - Today at 10:33 PM

chris~1: So as we're heading to our mysterious location, I need you too- AH

jro - Today at 10:33 PM

harold: DUDE! my trusty burger shirt!

Heo - Today at 10:34 PM

chris~1: holds on to rail Survive this trip

jro - Today at 10:34 PM

harold: way to go, duncan this is the only shirt i have >.>

vanilla - Today at 10:34 PM

duncan~1: Sorry man. Just use the Bounty quicker picker upper to remove stains fast

Heo - Today at 10:34 PM

chris~1: Whoever is the last person standing will win, because I don't expect many of you to last

jro - Today at 10:34 PM

harold: what a splendid idea!
harold: wait, so our challenge is just to not die

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:35 PM

scott: clings on to rail That's it?

Clark Goof - Today at 10:35 PM

max: That should be easy

jro - Today at 10:35 PM

harold: holds on to rail

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:35 PM (niggas about to be godding like shit) Heo - Today at 10:35 PM

chris~1: Ye- Chris is thrown out of the boat

Clark Goof - Today at 10:35 PM

max: trips over railing

Heo - Today at 10:35 PM

chris~1: AHHHH

jro - Today at 10:35 PM

harold: don't worry linds im not about to let you fall :ok_hand:
chef~1: CHRRIIIIIIIIISSSSS

Clark Goof - Today at 10:35 PM tbh i would go commando but nah GO - Today at 10:35 PM

lindsay~1: clings to Harold

jro - Today at 10:35 PM

chef~1: he was so young...so beautiful :sob:

Heo - Today at 10:35 PM Y'all better not god this shit Or you die jro - Today at 10:35 PM

chef~1: EEEEEEEK falls off

GO - Today at 10:36 PM If Harold falls I fall tbh Heo - Today at 10:36 PM

jo: Team, we are not losing this again

Clark Goof - Today at 10:36 PM

zoey: CHEF!

jro - Today at 10:36 PM

harold: puts arm around lindsay :thinking:

Clark Goof - Today at 10:36 PM

zoey: Especially after we lost two yesterday

Heo - Today at 10:36 PM

jo: We just lost 2 people last time

GO - Today at 10:36 PM

lindsay~1: buries head in Harold’s shoulder

Clark Goof - Today at 10:36 PM the Chad Harold jro - Today at 10:37 PM

harold: chads it up

Heo - Today at 10:37 PM Salty Scallywags - Harold, Heather, Gwen, Duncan, Lindsay, Cody, Max Scurvy Dogs - Scott, Zoey, Jo, Tom, Taylor

jo: I got an idea..

Clark Goof - Today at 10:37 PM tbh if people god use randomizer toast - Today at 10:37 PM

gwen: drowns

jro - Today at 10:37 PM ^ Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:37 PM lmao our team dry af jro - Today at 10:37 PM

harold: oh no, gwen!
harold: what a shame

Heo - Today at 10:37 PM

jo: Scott, you see Gwen there?

toast - Today at 10:37 PM gwen's on other team Heo - Today at 10:37 PM (The waves continue to rock the boat, even harder) jro - Today at 10:37 PM harold's on gwen's Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:37 PM

scott: Yeah, it's about to make things easier for us!

Heo - Today at 10:37 PM

jo: We push her off

Clark Goof - Today at 10:37 PM

max: falls off

jro - Today at 10:38 PM lmao toast - Today at 10:38 PM jro im talking about jo Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:38 PM she's gone i thought jro - Today at 10:38 PM she is now max jobbing toast - Today at 10:38 PM

gwen: hits side of boat has concussion

Clark Goof - Today at 10:38 PM someone has to Heo - Today at 10:38 PM

jo: shoves Gwen Cya Gothy!

Clark Goof - Today at 10:38 PM

zoey: So we just keep doing that for the rest of the trip?

toast - Today at 10:38 PM gwen already done drowning son Heo - Today at 10:38 PM

jo: We gotta keep going

Salty Scallywags - Harold, Heather, Duncan, Lindsay, Cody, Max Scurvy Dogs - Scott, Zoey, Jo, Tom, Taylor jro - Today at 10:39 PM

harold: excessive roughness! I call foul

toast - Today at 10:39 PM

taylor: drowns

Clark Goof - Today at 10:39 PM max fell off heo Heo - Today at 10:39 PM

jo: There's no host

toast - Today at 10:39 PM

cody: drowning

Heo - Today at 10:39 PM Salty Scallywags - Harold, Heather, Duncan, Lindsay, Cody Scurvy Dogs - Scott, Zoey, Jo, Tom, Taylor jro - Today at 10:39 PM

harold: oh shoot you're riht

Heo - Today at 10:39 PM Salty Scallywags - Harold, Heather, Duncan, Lindsay Scurvy Dogs - Scott, Zoey, Jo, Tom, Taylor GO - Today at 10:39 PM

lindsay~1: what’s happening again?

toast - Today at 10:39 PM

tom: drowns

jro - Today at 10:39 PM

harold: be warned, I know kung fu!
harold: approach at your own risk!

Clark Goof - Today at 10:39 PM

zoey: Pushes Heather off SORRY!

jro - Today at 10:39 PM

heather: EEEEEK

Heo - Today at 10:40 PM Salty Scallywags - Harold, Heather, Duncan, Lindsay Scurvy Dogs - Scott, Zoey, Jo toast - Today at 10:40 PM

heather: drowns

GO - Today at 10:40 PM

lindsay~1: I don’t think I like this

Heo - Today at 10:40 PM Salty Scallywags - Harold, Duncan, Lindsay Scurvy Dogs - Scott, Zoey, Jo jro - Today at 10:40 PM lel dogs gotta win this one tbh Heo - Today at 10:40 PM Alright Clark Goof - Today at 10:40 PM lmao 3 v 3 Heo - Today at 10:40 PM No more drowning JFC toast - Today at 10:40 PM why not jro - Today at 10:40 PM

harold: don't worry, m'lady, I shall protect you

GO - Today at 10:40 PM

lindsay~1: We need to win this!

Heo - Today at 10:40 PM It's only been 10 minutes son

dea

Clark Goof - Today at 10:40 PM

zoey: Jo, I highly recommend you attack Harold

jro - Today at 10:40 PM

harold: Duncan, lets push them back :thinking:

vanilla - Today at 10:40 PM

duncan~1:

jro - Today at 10:40 PM

harold: say what

Darktor Manhattan - Today at 10:40 PM

zoey: He would be their weakest link

toast - Today at 10:40 PM

cody: gets water in lungs

vanilla - Today at 10:40 PM

duncan~1: OK

jro - Today at 10:40 PM

harold: uh i can hear you

Heo - Today at 10:41 PM Salty Scallywags - Harold, Duncan, Lindsay Scurvy Dogs - Scott, Zoey, Jo GO - Today at 10:41 PM

lindsay~1: I’ll help!

toast - Today at 10:41 PM

tom: gets water in lungs

jro - Today at 10:41 PM lel scallywags should throw ngl Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:41 PM

scott: rummages through pocket, pulling out wood block he was carving earlier This might come in handy....

Darktor Manhattan - Today at 10:41 PM

zoey: gets one shot by Harold's mad skillz

jk Heo - Today at 10:41 PM

jo: Alright, so we knock out Duncan

jro - Today at 10:41 PM

harold: shoots kamehameha

vanilla - Today at 10:41 PM

duncan~1: clocks Zoey in the jaw

jro - Today at 10:41 PM LMAO Heo - Today at 10:41 PM

jo: He's the strongest guy on their team

Darktor Manhattan - Today at 10:41 PM

zoey: falls off boat

LMAO GO - Today at 10:41 PM

lindsay~1: let’s get Scott?

Heo - Today at 10:41 PM Salty Scallywags - Harold, Duncan, Lindsay Scurvy Dogs - Scott, Jo Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:41 PM

scott: ON IT! flings wood block at Duncan

vanilla - Today at 10:41 PM

duncan~1: ow

Heo - Today at 10:41 PM

jo: tackles Duncan

(The boat almost flips) GO - Today at 10:42 PM

lindsay~1: looking at chaos in confusion

vanilla - Today at 10:42 PM

duncan~1: rolls off the boat with Jo

toast - Today at 10:42 PM

Fang: is in the water

Heo - Today at 10:42 PM Salty Scallywags - Harold, Lindsay Scurvy Dogs - Scott GO - Today at 10:42 PM

lindsay~1: it’s just me and you Harold!

Heo - Today at 10:42 PM

jo: AHHHHH

vanilla - Today at 10:42 PM

duncan~1: Well that was fun

jro - Today at 10:42 PM

harold: oh dang

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:42 PM

scott: clutches railing tight You two losers better be ready!

GO - Today at 10:42 PM

lindsay~1: let’s get him together

toast - Today at 10:43 PM

Fang: swims around the campers

jro - Today at 10:43 PM

harold: clutches railing I was born ready!

Darktor Manhattan - Today at 10:43 PM harold about to unleash his ninjustu jro - Today at 10:43 PM lel i kinda dont wanna win this one GO - Today at 10:43 PM

lindsay~1: holds on to Harold

Darktor Manhattan - Today at 10:43 PM tfw he trips off the rail jro - Today at 10:44 PM

harold: boat spikes off of a giant wave and harold knocks his face against railing, breaking his glasses
harold: NO MY GLASSES

GO - Today at 10:44 PM

lindsay~1: lets go of Harold and grabs railing instead

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:44 PM

scott: You better watch out Harold, Lindsay is falling! Save her!

Clark Goof - Today at 10:44 PM she ain't loyal jro - Today at 10:44 PM

harold: bends over to try to find glasses
harold: uh, uh

GO - Today at 10:45 PM

lindsay~1: no I’m fine!

toast - Today at 10:45 PM go abpout to GODplayi GO - Today at 10:45 PM Lmaooooo jro - Today at 10:45 PM ye just throw lmao GO - Today at 10:45 PM Ok Clark Goof - Today at 10:45 PM

  • throw harold

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:45 PM

scott: You know Lindsay is a ditz, she's hanging off the plank Harold! Trust me!

toast - Today at 10:45 PM why we tryna to throw it GO - Today at 10:45 PM

lindsay~1: what’s a ditz?

jro - Today at 10:45 PM

harold: reaches to save lindsay
harold: I CANT SEE ANYTHING

Clark Goof - Today at 10:46 PM

lindsay~1: reaches then holds back YEET

jro - Today at 10:46 PM

harold: my reflexes are failing me

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:46 PM

scott: shakily leaves railing, kicking Harold off

jro - Today at 10:46 PM

harold: AAAAAAH

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:46 PM

scott: jumps back to railing

GO - Today at 10:46 PM

lindsay~1: Harold?

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:46 PM

scott: Bye bye!

GO - Today at 10:46 PM Lmaooo Lindsay can’t win it alone jro - Today at 10:47 PM

harold: in water well, this might be it, im blind
harold: anyone got spare contacts

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:47 PM

scott: Lindsay, Harold has no glasses in there! You should check on him just in case!

toast - Today at 10:47 PM

fang: gives harold his glasses

jro - Today at 10:47 PM

harold: hey, thanks buddy!

GO - Today at 10:47 PM

lindsay~1: he has them now

Clark Goof - Today at 10:47 PM tee hee toast - Today at 10:47 PM

fang: shows his teeth once harold puts on his glasses

Heo - Today at 10:48 PM (the boat begins to wobble around a bit) Clark Goof - Today at 10:48 PM (Iceberg hits boat) GO - Today at 10:48 PM

lindsay~1: woah clings to the railing

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:48 PM

scott: wraps whole body around railing, trying to hold on for dear life
scott: JUST DROP ALREADY!

GO - Today at 10:49 PM

lindsay~1: like it’s hot?

jro - Today at 10:49 PM looool Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:49 PM faggot GO - Today at 10:49 PM Lmaoooo jro - Today at 10:49 PM just tackle her off itll count as scott's win Heo - Today at 10:49 PM (The boat nearly flips) GO - Today at 10:49 PM I don’t wanna obviously throw it jro - Today at 10:49 PM u do lol we wont vote u Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:49 PM

scott: clotheslines Lindsay over railing https://www.tenor.co/uLdF.gif

jro - Today at 10:49 PM LMAO awesome Heo - Today at 10:49 PM LMFAO jro - Today at 10:49 PM

chef~1: surfaces
chef~1: DAMN SCOTT

GO - Today at 10:50 PM

lindsay~1: falls into the water

jro - Today at 10:50 PM

chef~1: u savage boi

Heo - Today at 10:50 PM

chris~1: Ughh

toast - Today at 10:50 PM yo the transcript going to have this "throw it go" shit in it Heo - Today at 10:50 PM

chris~1: Where are we?

GO - Today at 10:50 PM Wtf Grass lmaooo jro - Today at 10:50 PM

chef~1: we're in the ocean, genius

Heo - Today at 10:50 PM

chris~1: No, look!

jro - Today at 10:50 PM

chef~1: looks like scott won it for the dogs

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:50 PM lmao i can delete it GO - Today at 10:50 PM

lindsay~1: Harold!

jro - Today at 10:50 PM keep it

harold: Lindsay?

Heo - Today at 10:50 PM (A foggy island can be seen, with some silhouettes running) jro - Today at 10:50 PM

harold: I can hear you, but i cant see you :sob:

GO - Today at 10:50 PM

lindsay~1: where’s your glasses?

Clark Goof - Today at 10:50 PM

zoey: WOO

jro - Today at 10:50 PM

chef~1: damn that's spooky

Heo - Today at 10:51 PM

chris~1: Well

toast - Today at 10:51 PM

cody: Wow that's convenient timing

Clark Goof - Today at 10:51 PM

max: Not just spooky

Heo - Today at 10:51 PM

chris~1: Scott, you won this challenge!

Clark Goof - Today at 10:51 PM

max: How did we get here again?

meta humor best humor Heo - Today at 10:51 PM

chris~1: You won for The Dogs!

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 10:51 PM

scott: Of course I did!

jro - Today at 10:51 PM

chef~1: checks map yeah, we way off course now

Heo - Today at 10:51 PM

chris~1: As your prize today, you don't get to go home

jro - Today at 10:52 PM we'll just dm u votes heo ur not on this team Heo - Today at 10:52 PM

chris~1: However, the rest of the Scallywags will have to send someone home

GO - Today at 10:52 PM Who’s on the scallywags again Heo - Today at 10:52 PM

chris~1: The boat's gonna need some work, it seems to be damaged by the storm

Clark Goof - Today at 10:52 PM king k rool ridley bluster Heo - Today at 10:53 PM Salty Scallywags - Harold, Heather, Gwen, Duncan, Lindsay, Cody, Max GO - Today at 10:54 PM Why are Duncan Harold and Lindsay the only active scallywags Who we dming jro - Today at 10:54 PM

chef~1: well
chef~1: imma need to find some tools >.>

Heo - Today at 10:54 PM Me bish I'm hosting vanilla - Today at 10:54 PM

duncan~1: This sucks

jro - Today at 10:55 PM

harold: where are we, I can't see

GO - Today at 10:55 PM

lindsay~1: just hold on to me

jro - Today at 10:55 PM

harold: well, shucks, if you say so :thinking:

Clark Goof - Today at 10:56 PM dm you or are you making a google Heo - Today at 10:56 PM DM me For quicker votes jro - Today at 10:57 PM how many u got Heo - Today at 10:57 PM Alright GO - Today at 10:57 PM Is Harold fucked without glasses now jro - Today at 10:57 PM nah plot magic will grant him his vision back toast - Today at 10:58 PM nah harold has glassles jro - Today at 10:58 PM he'll have a spare i guess idk toast - Today at 10:58 PM did t he get them back GO - Today at 10:58 PM Scott really clotheslined Lindsay’s ass jro - Today at 10:58 PM lmao Heo - Today at 10:58 PM

chris~1: Scallywags, come for the vote
chris~1: Alright, so since all of our stuff basically got soiled and ruined
chris~1: I only have rocks to give away

jro - Today at 10:59 PM

harold: uses long stick as a seeing eye cane

Heo - Today at 10:59 PM

chris~1: If I call your name, you're safe

Heo - Today at 11:00 PM

chris~1: Harold
chris~1: Heather

jro - Today at 11:00 PM

harold: gets hit by rock in the face
harold: unconscious

Heo - Today at 11:00 PM

chris~1: Duncan!

vanilla - Today at 11:00 PM

duncan~1: I heard ya

Heo - Today at 11:01 PM

chris~1: anddddd
chris~1: Lindsay

GO - Today at 11:01 PM

lindsay~1: yay!

Clark Goof - Today at 11:01 PM TRIPLE jro - Today at 11:01 PM lmaoaoaoaoa GO - Today at 11:01 PM Cody Max and Gwen Heo - Today at 11:01 PM

chris~1: Cody, Max and Gwen

Clark Goof - Today at 11:01 PM tbh that would get rid of the fodder if we did do that Heo - Today at 11:01 PM

chris~1: You're all on the chopping block
chris~1: You all failed your team
chris~1: And were not useful at all today

Clark Goof - Today at 11:02 PM

max: ......

jro - Today at 11:02 PM

chef~1: how about we make this another twofer :thinking:

Heo - Today at 11:02 PM

chris~1: sad

toast - Today at 11:02 PM

cody:

Heo - Today at 11:02 PM

chris~1: I make the calls Chef
chris~1: Now hush

jro - Today at 11:02 PM

chef~1: shrugs

Heo - Today at 11:02 PM

chris~1: Cody
chris~1: You're safe

Clark Goof - Today at 11:02 PM Double pls Heo - Today at 11:02 PM

chris~1: It seems as if
chris~1: We have a tie

GO - Today at 11:02 PM Who are Heather and Cody’s actors jro - Today at 11:02 PM cody is toast heather is amber toast - Today at 11:03 PM

cody: actally chria

Heo - Today at 11:03 PM

chris~1: I will decide who gets to go today

Clark Goof - Today at 11:03 PM lmao if toast is doing what i think he is doing jro - Today at 11:03 PM

chef~1: i mean this seems like a perfect opportunity to get rid of em both

GO - Today at 11:03 PM Lmaooo toast - Today at 11:03 PM

cody: I think

jro - Today at 11:03 PM

chef~1: :open_mouth:

GO - Today at 11:03 PM Y’all shoulda saved the double for today toast - Today at 11:03 PM

cody: Honstely

Clark Goof - Today at 11:04 PM tbf i did say do a triple toast - Today at 11:04 PM

cody: What Im trying to
cody: Can i just quit

Clark Goof - Today at 11:04 PM LMAO jro - Today at 11:04 PM

chef~1: BOI

GO - Today at 11:04 PM This is the most I’ve ever seen Cody talk Heo - Today at 11:04 PM

chris~1: And the person going today is....

toast - Today at 11:04 PM

cody: I'm out of my element here

Heo - Today at 11:04 PM

chris~1: Cody, you can't quit-

jro - Today at 11:04 PM

chef~1: i mean

Heo - Today at 11:05 PM (Some savages grab Cody and take him away) jro - Today at 11:05 PM

chef~1: ...

GO - Today at 11:05 PM Lmaooooo toast - Today at 11:05 PM

cody: AHHH

Heo - Today at 11:05 PM

chris~1: Did that just happen?

jro - Today at 11:05 PM

chef~1: well, thats the end of cody

GO - Today at 11:05 PM Double? Clark Goof - Today at 11:05 PM

max: HAHA! INCEL!

GO - Today at 11:05 PM Triple? Clark Goof - Today at 11:05 PM triple toast - Today at 11:05 PM go wtf vanilla - Today at 11:05 PM Quadruple? toast - Today at 11:05 PM calm down GO - Today at 11:05 PM Triple Heo - Today at 11:05 PM

chris~1: I guess he went today

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 11:05 PM Savage: Now Cody..... https://www.tenor.co/uHfg.gif toast - Today at 11:05 PM the whole team GO - Today at 11:05 PM WE RP NOW toast - Today at 11:05 PM elim Clark Goof - Today at 11:05 PM lmao grass jro - Today at 11:05 PM lmao Heo - Today at 11:05 PM

chris~1: Well

jro - Today at 11:05 PM so cody was the elim for today Heo - Today at 11:05 PM

chris~1: We're gonna go with that

Oasis. [BOB] - Today at 11:06 PM lol the vote was pointless af jro - Today at 11:06 PM lmaaaooooo GO - Today at 11:06 PM ^ jro - Today at 11:06 PM love it Clark Goof - Today at 11:06 PM damn we could've merged just now Heo - Today at 11:06 PM

chris~1: Find out what happens next time on...
chris~1: TOTAL
chris~1: DRAMA

GO - Today at 11:06 PM Max and Gwen got lucky Who is Gwen Heo - Today at 11:06 PM

chris~1: SEVEN SEAS!

Anti-Hero -End-(edited) jro - Today at 11:06 PM that was a quality episode